"IT'S A BIG HOLIDAY!!!" -- drop yout mask-es, SHAKE YOUR ASS-ES!!!!

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    "IT'S A BIG HOLIDAY!!!" -- drop yout mask-es, SHAKE YOUR ASS-ES!!!!
    Every year at this time, the phrase "IT'S A BIG HOLIDAY!!" is laughingly used around Donk Land......

    for the simple reason that back on this day, in 2008, my current wife's ex-husband, upon learning she was again going out with me on St. Patty's day 2008, for like the third date in less than a week, he protested that she would go out with me on that holiday. "Why not?" she asked him. His response: "BECAUSE IT'S A BIG HOLIDAY!!!!"

    As St. Patty's day is hardly all that, we still joke about it and make it a point to go out that day no matter what else we have going on......

    Many of you have seen my prior st patty's day prowess, and have seen Essence of Vitturd on that day in 2007, when I was totally single and stealing wives left and right from the cucks of the world:






    quite a day..... Essence of Vitturd cabbed it out of that Baker's St. Pub shortly after that photo, leaving that babe to be feasted upon by me and my bi-babe date, for quite the tasty threesome......

    so, you have a week to prepare for THIS BIG HOLIDAY......

    GET AFTER IT!!!!
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    PS... You have to single the title to my thread to this tune (what it is a take on.... drop your mask-es, shake your asses....." (first line of the song)


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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      today's a big holiday.........

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      • ABEHONEST
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-27-09
        • 9470

        #4
        Well, my forefathers came from Ireland back in the early 1800s, so I am eligible to shake my ass as you say.
        The catch: At my senior age, I can only do the ass-shaking in the daylight hours.
        Why?
        I must wait till after dark to do the slapping because noise of my cheeks smacking together is so loud it will wake the entire neighborhood.
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by ABEHONEST
          Well, my forefathers came from Ireland back in the early 1800s, so I am eligible to shake my ass as you say.
          The catch: At my senior age, I can only do the ass-shaking in the daylight hours.
          Why?
          I must wait till after dark to do the slapping because noise of my cheeks smacking together is so loud it will wake the entire neighborhood.
          I rarely use this term, in fact, I hate it.......

          but, here, it may finally apply:

          TMI
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          • ABEHONEST
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-27-09
            • 9470

            #6
            Sounds like Donk is more acceptable to the much closer to norm ass-slapping sound, like a thud-thud?
            Okay, I can understand that.
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