What did they feed this Tennessee hillbilly, starting at age 15 to get this 24

[ABEHONEST]

Did she get zapped with some outer space joy juice from a Martian?
Age 9



Age 24



Who cares about the age


* There's long been a secretive rumor about why Dolly never had kids.
But after some serious investigating, I did found out myself.
She only has 3/4 inch opening [get it] and therefore, it's mathematically too small to get properly inseminated.

Please do not tell JJ.

[JacketFan81]

That fuq lol

[ABEHONEST]

"God created woman"
Then God created a Godness! Dolly Pardon, the GOAT.

The beautiful face; the beautiful singing voice; the incomparable personality; and enough Pizzazz for a half dozen women.
Simply

this Queen of 2000/1900.

There'll never another like this Queen.

[Bostongambler]

What do you call sweat on Dolly Partons chest. Mountain Dew!

[ABEHONEST]

What do you call sweat on Dolly Partons chest. Mountain Dew!

I think you hinting at the potent moisture that surely grew those watermelon so huge? And my goodness, her melons did look so juicy. Gulp.

[ABEHONEST]

And Dolly was so wholesome, too. Being a Tennesse hick comng from that old religion type family.
That's one reason she never presented herself in a "sexually, flaunting, provocative manner."
Being a simple minded country girl, she wasn't into that rot.
Here's that photo I left out above: Age 14.

Adding one or 2 more photos:

[ABEHONEST]

What sleeze bags we see on these cable stations and interrnet sites. Do they not have any code of morals at all?
Here is the latest despicable rumor:
Some groiup out of Nashville claim they have proof that dolly has "lost her religion?"
That's blasphemy if I ever heard of it.

Okay, they even sent a photo as proof of what they claim.





Uh, well.......

[Bostongambler]

The wars over put the bombs away.

[stevenash]

The wars over put the bombs away.

[ABEHONEST]

Not being Navy-savy, I had to look that up. Good one.
Dolly did state--more then once--she loved food, sex, and men, and not in any particular order. True. Shame on that shy thing.
So, she probably did "knock a few few men off in her lifetime?"

And we know, men are susceptible to going blind at the very sight of knockers like Dollys.