Whats the Worst Thing You Did For Money?

[Seaweed]

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[gauchojake]

I bet on the Redskins last night

[Seaweed]

I bet on the Redskins last night

You win

[Slurry Pumper]

Went to college to get an Master's in Engineering degree. It turns out now 30 years later, I could have just studied the Stock Market candle sticks for a little bit and make way more money. Now I'm too F ing smart and ashamed to admit to people i'm an engineer when I see them because they wont hang out with me. I have to tell them I watch Maury on a daily basis to get any enjoyable friends to hang with.

[captrobey]

I was driving down the PA turnpike years ago when i realized i did not have any money for the toll. I pulled over next to a heavily wooded area and started looking for some change.

As i was looking a primative man came from out of the trees. He spoke broken English and lead me through the trees to a remote hidden village. Once there it was an entire tribe of them. I needed 25 cents for the toll and they told me in a shrine they had money 25 cents. They were willing to give it to me if i did each of them anally .

I had no choice and i was sore and cried but i needed the 25 cents for the toll. Turns out after that when i went to get the 25 cents in their shrine on a pedestal was a dollar. I did not have any change on me to get the 25 cents.

So i had to do the village anally 3 more times then i was able to get the entire dollar. Once i got back to the car a mile before the exit i ran out of gas.

[retard]

At the arcade game store there was always tons of quarters under all the machines I would get them to play the games for free on top of what my parents gave me to play.

[MinnesotaFats]

True story

I sold children's skatepark & music venue to a convicted pedophile.

7 figure deal

He lasted about 90 days before being arrested and charged w dozens of counts again...

[JacketFan81]

I was driving down the PA turnpike years ago when i realized i did not have any money for the toll. I pulled over next to a heavily wooded area and started looking for some change.

As i was looking a primative man came from out of the trees. He spoke broken English and lead me through the trees to a remote hidden village. Once there it was an entire tribe of them. I needed 25 cents for the toll and they told me in a shrine they had money 25 cents. They were willing to give it to me if i did each of them anally .

I had no choice and i was sore and cried but i needed the 25 cents for the toll. Turns out after that when i went to get the 25 cents in their shrine on a pedestal was a dollar. I did not have any change on me to get the 25 cents.

So i had to do the village anally 3 more times then i was able to get the entire dollar. Once i got back to the car a mile before the exit i ran out of gas.

I laughed. I cried. I mourned. I cheered. I dreamed. Would read again. 5*

[ttwarrior1]

someone help me out here

[MarkMakers]

I was driving down the PA turnpike years ago when i realized i did not have any money for the toll. I pulled over next to a heavily wooded area and started looking for some change. As i was looking a primative man came from out of the trees. He spoke broken English and lead me through the trees to a remote hidden village. Once there it was an entire tribe of them. I needed 25 cents for the toll and they told me in a shrine they had money 25 cents. They were willing to give it to me if i did each of them anally .
I had no choice and i was sore and cried but i needed the 25 cents for the toll. Turns out after that when i went to get the 25 cents in their shrine on a pedestal was a dollar. I did not have any change on me to get the 25 cents.
So i had to do the village anally 3 more times then i was able to get the entire dollar. Once i got back to the car a mile before the exit i ran out of gas.

This is comedy gold

[StratPlayer]

Got a job.

[WinDove]

Not gonna lie, I was expecting a lot worse when I came to this thread...

[BeatTheJerk]

I sucked a big black dick once.

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[captrobey]

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Me too but in my defense i thought i was playing a game on Playstation 2 when it happened

[BeatTheJerk]

Me too but in my defense i thought i was playing a game on Playstation 2 when it happened

That’s an exceptional admission by you Capt.