Olive Branch aka vitturd, JJ Gold, a gay priest and a duck walk into a bar.....

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they realize there is only one of the three-legged bar stools left at the crowded bar.....

Olive Branch says, "let's play rock paper scissors to decide who gets the stool."

Gay JJ and the Gay Priest both say "o.k., let's do it!"

The Duck says "you phaggots stop all this nonsense, and just flip the stool over."