NYC and Pennsylvania could use The Donk about now (video reminder).....

**stevex** · 09-02-21, 12:04 PM

I’m sorry. Does New Jersey not exist to you?

**jjgold** · 09-02-21, 12:53 PM

**Auto Donk** · 09-02-21, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by stevex

I’m sorry. Does New Jersey not exist to you?

like most assholes, I don't mention them all too often (unless they are part of a hot brunette and I'm burying my crank into them), so the same is true of the asshole of our nation, new jersey......

the home of bobby waves.........

you think I want to save this guy?:

although if he is "mardi gra'ing" his small b cups and has his shirt up over his neck like that, I presume I could reach down and use it as a handle to pull him out of the flooded street......

let me know if you see his 1980 ford taurus floating by and his "rhino horn" sticking out the window.........:

if memory serves me right, seeweed is his friend (with benefits), so maybe he could give waves a call to check on him...... here they are in drier, happier times:

**vitterd** · 09-02-21, 01:05 PM

I like the video where Donk was yelling at a black worker to stop working and the guy called him a clown and kept working. Donk was a big pussy and shut his mouth.

**teacher10** · 09-02-21, 03:42 PM

Great job saving people Donk. Good fortune coming your way!

**Auto Donk** · 09-03-21, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by vitterd

I like the video where Donk was yelling at a black worker to stop working and the guy called him a clown and kept working. Donk was a big pussy and shut his mouth.

I like the video of you where you, uh, hmmm.... oh, that's right, you're to fugly, broke, and a liar to post a video here because then you'd be revealed as the total fraud that you are.........

only vids of you are taken by guys in adult book stores with glory holes, of their coks filling your eager mouth, or dumping yet another load up your well worn ass bareback......

**19th Hole** · 09-03-21, 09:50 AM

Donker a true hero in Houston's rescue.

Vitturd, The Forever Fluffler, is quaking in his slippers at the thought of Auto Donk
coming within 500 miles of The Brotherly Love city.

**Auto Donk** · 09-03-21, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by 19th Hole

Donker a true hero in Houston's rescue.

Vitturd, The Forever Fluffler, is quaking in his slippers at the thought of Auto Donk
coming within 500 miles of The Brotherly Love city.

No doubt..... he's proved what a pussy he is with his "Courtney from Match" routine of saying "I'll be at [insert venue expecting a crowd of 30,000 - 40,000] this Saturday, come find me!!!!"

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**mikejamm** · 09-07-21, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

historic flooding, boat rescues.....

always remember: this is our fukkin' city........

been hauling speckled trout and redfish out of trinity and galveston bay for the past week and a half, but could call off that assault, pull in my 24' Whaler, and head north to the land of pussies if more boat rescues are needed.....

Nobody in the North needs rescuing form a dumb fuk covid super spreading hick from Texas.

Stay the fuk down there with all the rest of the infected hillbilly asswipes.

So full of shit, boasting about rescuing people, you’re a fuk’in disgrace.

Go back to rescuing your dik at a massage parlor, drunk loser.

**rustie** · 09-09-21, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Nobody in the North needs rescuing form a dumb fuk covid super spreading hick from Texas.

Stay the fuk down there with all the rest of the infected hillbilly asswipes.

So full of shit, boasting about rescuing people, you’re a fuk’in disgrace.

Go back to rescuing your dik at a massage parlor, drunk loser.

This

**vitterd** · 09-09-21, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Nobody in the North needs rescuing form a dumb fuk covid super spreading hick from Texas.

Stay the fuk down there with all the rest of the infected hillbilly asswipes.

So full of shit, boasting about rescuing people, you’re a fuk’in disgrace.

Go back to rescuing your dik at a massage parlor, drunk loser.

Great post