What was it like to face it? Where were you?
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Cut the shit bro, what is the play?Comment -
Caught gambling?Originally posted by SeaweedComment -
Seaweed on his all star breakComment -
caught 4 timesComment -
How long did it take for the guys to c u m ?Originally posted by ttwarrior1Comment -
“Pausis”Comment -
My mom caught me whacking it one time. Not greatComment -
Doing what?Comment -
Originally posted by jjgold
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Never got caught luckily, I use to do it in their room when Dad was in the shower & Mom was down stairs cleaning up or vice versa. They had the famous illegal black box with playboy & spice. I was sneaky as fuk & very lucky to not ever get caught. One thing did happen though, when I was about 13/14 I wasn’t getting out of bed one morning for school & my Mom came in & threw the covers off me & I was sportin’ “hella fresh wood” that morning & she ran & never came back for hours. I didn’t go to school that day !Originally posted by TheMetsSuckComment -
You jerked off on your parents bed?
You are fukked up broComment -
Yeah lol, I would bust on the carpet.Originally posted by MinnesotaFatsComment -
Omg that sounds hilarious thinking back.
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Minny that’s when I knew I was gonna be a gambler, having the balls to do that while they were both home. Of course I did it as well when they were gone.Comment -
Beat is a bit weirdComment -
When ya gotta get in, ya get it in. Now I use that same strategy with the women I penetrates with. We’re talking about a 13 year old boy here back then regarding my story. You were really vague anyway on what you really meant. Are you talking about somebody walking in on you during sex or masturbation ?Originally posted by SeaweedComment -
I am waiting until I am marriedComment -
I got my old man a black box when I was 18, the guy said it would probably work for a couple months, the thing worked for 8 fukkin years!Originally posted by BeatTheJerkComment -
Hell yeah watched all the Tyson & Holyfield fights on there as well back in the day !Originally posted by BrickJamesComment -
My dad kept his right in the living room. There was no better Icebreaker then bringing a chick over there to watch TV and "accidentally" stumbling across the porno channel, they would always say the same thing....... "wait turn it back!"Originally posted by BeatTheJerkComment -
You the man Brick ! Even way back then that was a nice gift to buy your pops.Originally posted by BrickJames
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Thanks pal, and thanks for the electrical help the other dayOriginally posted by BeatTheJerkYou the man Brick ! Even way back then that was a nice gift to buy your pops.Comment -
AnytimeOriginally posted by BrickJames
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I used to get the real burner phones to, they were like a black box but with a cell phone, you would pay like 80 bucks for one and the thing would have unlimited everything for a couple years.Comment -
My first love. She was a 10.5 and a sweet thing. With her for 3 years. I was 18 when met her. I had the whole basement to myself. Bathroom, shower, sink, fridge, pool table, living room with couch, separate room white room with black curtains (lol I slept 14 hours a day in that thing). Finished basement. It had a doorwall that walked out onto patio with the river that went into a lake.
Me and her were going at it on the couch and paps came walking downstairs. We had the TV on so it would block out our noises. He caught us totally off guard. He even lifted the blanket.
He never said anything to me about it upon my recollection. But, things sort of changed around there after that. LOL.Comment -
Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
Can only remember all the parties at buddies places. People going in their parents bedrooms, etc. Yeah, never would ever go into parents bedroom and do that shit, but I never hosted a party at their place anyway. It was the right move.Comment -
Originally posted by MinnesotaFatsHence the name "Beat The Jerk".Originally posted by BeatTheJerkComment -
Originally posted by 19th Hole well done
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