If The Dodgers/Braves Game Goes Over I Will Buy a Black Dildo

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  • BrickJames
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 05-05-11
    • 9749

    #211
    Let's run it back,

    Its an over/under bet in baseball so obviously there is a good chance he losses, in his mind he is thinking "worst case scenario I get to buy a huge black dildo."

    His subconscious willed it into existence.
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    • KVB
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-29-14
      • 74817

      #212
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #213
        Originally posted by BrickJames
        Just the fact that a "Big black dildo" is what comes to mind when guaranting a bet is the first thing that pops into you head gives us a very good view of your psyche as a gambler.

        You are very self sabotaging, and obviously extremely in to black dicks.

        The fact that the dildo needed to be black is very telling.

        You are probably one of these guys who secretly wishes a gang of black dudes would break into his house and gangbang his girl.

        Lol jeez dude.
        Bricker, what color dildo would you have chose?
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        • KnuckleHeadz
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-11-19
          • 8194

          #214
          Originally posted by BrickJames
          Just the fact that a "Big black dildo" is what comes to mind when guaranting a bet is the first thing that pops into you head gives us a very good view of your psyche as a gambler.

          You are very self sabotaging, and obviously extremely in to black dicks.

          The fact that the dildo needed to be black is very telling.

          You are probably one of these guys who secretly wishes a gang of black dudes would break into his house and gangbang his girl.

          Lol jeez dude.
          Thanks for this. I about spit my coffee out as I sit here at work while it already feels like it’s 90deg at 6:30am
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          • CJ
            SBR MVP
            • 09-21-13
            • 1261

            #215
            dammit

            I tried to make a lovely new avatar for you Seaman, oh well
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            • hawkwind
              SBR MVP
              • 04-25-11
              • 4055

              #216
              Enjoy using your new toy on yourself
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              • Bostongambler
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-01-08
                • 35581

                #217
                Originally posted by BrickJames
                Let's run it back,

                Its an over/under bet in baseball so obviously there is a good chance he losses, in his mind he is thinking "worst case scenario I get to buy a huge black dildo."

                His subconscious willed it into existence.
                Hahahaha hahahaha 👏 👏
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                • mjsuax13
                  Moderator
                  • 03-14-15
                  • 25078

                  #218
                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                  I think I need a break from gambling
                  Now that’s a good idea.
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                  • Zlaniner
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-12-19
                    • 1697

                    #219
                    Please go Over....

                    WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win Ticket#:
                    STRAIGHT BET Oct 17 MLB [905] TOTAL o8½-111 (ATL vrs LAD) [ACTION/ACTION] 100.00 SBR / 90.09 SBR 455110
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