species-saving sex drive diego the tortoise

[cincinnatikid513]

A giant tortoise whose legendary libido has been credited with saving his species from extinction is to return to the wild on the Galápagos Islands.


Diego's sex drive was said to be one of the main reasons.
The 100-year-old tortoise has fathered hundreds of progeny, around 800 by some estimates.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-51073620

[Bostongambler]

800? That’s almost as much as some NBA players.

[cincinnatikid513]

This playboy tortoise had so much sex he saved his entire species. Now he's going home

not a bad gig make as many babies as possible way to go diego


When he started his campaign of promiscuity, there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island.
But the desirable shell-dweller had so much sex he helped boost the population to over 2,000. The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.

[MinnesotaFats]

Guy deserves a write up in the Penhouse Forum.

Diego, from Spain writes:

"I know this is going to sound improbable, but one day while vacationing in Galapagos I went for a dive, and while paddling around the beautiful reefs and sights, a came across a beautiful tortoise. The curves of her shell were so tremendous, her four legs were sculpted. You could tell she swam a lot. As I approached her......."

[Chi_archie]

must have mated with a lot of his daughters, grand daughters, great grand daughters

[Bostongambler]

Turtle insest? He should be locked up!

[Salam]

Diego knows how to get it in

[Bostongambler]

I heard probate court is going after the turtle and he has a paternity suit where the results will be revealed on jerry springer.

[cincinnatikid513]

I heard probate court is going after the turtle and he has a paternity suit where the results will be revealed on jerry springer.

imagine the child support payments on 800 kids

[Bostongambler]

imagine the child support payments on 800 kids

Just ask Calvin Murphy

[cincinnatikid513]

Just ask Calvin Murphy

Murphy is confirmed to have fathered fourteen children by nine different women.


grew up in houston area my parents gave me my middle name after this guy but i say it's for calvin coolidge the president dont' want to be named after this tool