Was Not Certain if Light inside Refigerator was ...

[PittsburghPlayer]

turning off when I closed the door, so I removed the food/shelves and climbed inside

now I can`t get out (yes I brought my computer in w/ me in case this happened, I`m not a fukking idiot)

maybe one of you fukkers come over and now I am out of beer too



thought a person could just push the door open if they did this but I was wrong




oh and the light was turning off or did this time


should have done this when I had a friend here



dark, out of beer and I have to piss

fukk

[Bostongambler]

Geez, sounds like you bought a Banyon story. Maybe Petterman can sell you back your real stories.

[DoctorStrong]

yikes, gl with that

[HockeyRocks]

Sounds like something a Trump voter would do...

[newton0038]

U cannot breathe in a vacuum

[PittsburghPlayer]

Boston you were the only asshole in the thread unable to ignore or say something kind.

Where would you like your teeth, in the toilet as you shit them out or on the floor?

I`m flexible.

[Bostongambler]

Boston you were the only asshole in the thread unable to ignore or say something kind.

Where would you like your teeth, in the toilet as you shit them out or on the floor?

I`m flexible.

You got a better chance of winning the lottery. I think you and Stevek were separated at birth. Both delusional socialpaths .


And tell Ronald you are flexible. I’m sure you would like that.

[PittsburghPlayer]

the fact that you typically bring Ron into your e-battles suggests that you are
a dirty dick licker

Boston strong? bullshit
Boston Wrong!

[Bostongambler]

the fact that you typically bring Ron into your e-battles suggests that you are
a dirty dick licker

Boston strong? bullshit
Boston Wrong!

Here is an idea 💡. Go back in the fridge with all the other fruit and secure the door.


Also maybe later you can start a thread about climbing in the oven or microwave and turning it on.

[Foxx]

U cannot breathe in a vacuum

A fridge isn't a vacuum.

Pit, next time just start a video on your phone, put it inside fridge, shut door and check video. Probably safer.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Here is an idea . Go back in the fridge with all the other fruit and secure the door.


Also maybe later you can start a thread about climbing in the oven or microwave and turning it on.

Impossible to turn those devices on while inside.

Boston wrong, again.

[Bostongambler]

Impossible to turn those devices on while inside.

Boston wrong, again.

Ok, turn it on and then jump inside. Set it for 10 minutes. That should do just fine.

[PittsburghPlayer]

are you threatening me?

what a pussy

[DwightShrute]

Next time Arthur, grab your cell phone, enter pass code 123456, click camera, video, record, open fridge, place inside, close door, open door, press stop, play video.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Dwight, would you please open the fukking door?

thank you

[Bostongambler]

are you threatening me?

what a pussy

Did you do it yet? Ring in the New Year my jumping in the clothes dryer and put on spin cycle. Maybe all that spinning around will have a soothing effect on your brain cells. Or lack thereof.

[PittsburghPlayer]

triggered much BostonDong

[Bostongambler]

triggered much BostonDong

Do you wear a yellow helmet?

[PittsburghPlayer]

do you brush your teeth after you shit them out?

or do you eat so much shit that you do not want to ruin the flavor?

[Bostongambler]

do you brush your teeth after you shit them out?

or do you eat so much shit that you do not want to ruin the flavor?

Are you even authorized to be on the computer without adult supervision?

[PittsburghPlayer]

authorized to beat your ass/face/teeth if you throw the 1st punch in person
like you do here
and that is why
I call
you
a
kunt

[PittsburghPlayer]

should say to the other g`men that wrote shit
thanks
only fukking around, was able to push the door open

[Bostongambler]

authorized to beat your ass/face/teeth if you throw the 1st punch in person
like you do here
and that is why
I call
you
a
kunt

Fukk you , you bitch. Anytime you loser. Only I throw punch you ain’t getting up.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Fukk you , you bitch. Anytime you loser. Only I throw punch you ain’t getting up.

are you for fukking real

for being an expert on mental illness, to not recognize your screws that are loose screams to the world either hypocrite, or worse
sociopath

[Bostongambler]

are you for fukking real

for being an expert on mental illness, to not recognize your screws that are loose screams to the world either hypocrite, or worse
sociopath

Again, use your own words please. Oh now I’m an expert????

Happy new year, Buzzard.