This is WHY I AM A HUSTLER AND WINNER

[Seaweed]

All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea

[jjgold]

Seaweed your a businessman

[Checkerboard]

Will the big play be posted in the usual reverse code?

Merry Christmas Seaweed!

[pologq]

pretty interesting idea, good luck

[Otters27]

Haha. Not a bad idea. Someone might call the cops or mall security. How do the shoppers know you are providing the Service. Good luck

[hankcream]

Making less than $8/hr is a dumbass not a hustler.

[Big Bear]

this is brilliant

are the malls still that crowded?

[ELNATURAL]

Hire more drivers with cars.

Pay them less and promise them kick backs from any sponsors like SBR.

[pinnacle420]

And then the mall presses charges because you’re a god damn moron

[Thrilla]

GL Weeder

[Thrilla]

[RudyRuetigger]

saloon this shit

if i want make believe ill get fukkin disney plus

[gauchojake]

Seaweed what will you net out after paying the drivers???

[agendaman]

what a loser

[Seaweed]

When you think outside the box you win

All ready for tomorrow, maybe next christmas I will have 50 drivers, in 2 years maybe 200 drivers at all big malls. All our cars are red to spot them at night too. We will take the first 8 spots closest and then after 1-2 hours when its all full we’ll open up the service. Once the shopper comes out the spot will be taken back by us. Basically its vip service

[gauchojake]

Couldn't you be more eco friendly and just use a cone or something???

[pologq]

are there hot girls driving the cars so when they get out you can see cleavage or a smile too?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

are there hot girls driving the cars so when they get out you can see cleavage or a smile too?

I would pay $5 for this.

$10 if they pull an Anne Hathaway.

[Seaweed]

I came up with a company name. I’m going to call ourselves the spot savers. Anybody hear want to become a saver? People like to hear the word Save, it’s a marketing strategy. I took marketing at a college

[cincinnatikid513]

whens the book coming out
goat

[BrickJames]

$500 wont even cover lunch around here. Step your game up. Think big.

[Seaweed]

$500 wont even cover lunch around here. Step your game up. Think big.

It’s a strategy for a few days of the year

I have other ideas

[Sanity Check]

A man arrested in Russia is accused of building a fake border with Finland 15 miles from the real one and charging migrants $11,000 to cross it


Russian authorities arrested a man accused of building a fake border with Finland and charging four South Asian migrants more than 10,000 euros, or $11,000, to help them cross into what they believed was the European Union, local media reported.

https://www.insider.com/russia-finland-fake-border-conman-charged-migrants-2019-12

I've seen russians run a scam where they charge people to park in public parking lots they don't own.

They don't hire "8 people" though. The do the whole job themselves and DON'T charge excessively low fees like $5 which gives them a chance of being profitable.

[2daBank]

All that work and after paying your pretend employees and buying the walkie-talkies you will have 25 bucks left which as always you will proceed to lose before the second game of the day. Sad.

[2daBank]

It’s a strategy for a few days of the year

I have other ideas

Who cares, they all end in you losing a terrible bet. Better off staying on couch sucking your thumb.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea

So, $500
Divided by 9 people (8 workers & you)
Divided by 10 hours (6a.m. to 4p.m.)
Equals (if you all split everything equally)
$5.56/hour

Congratulations! You're earning less than minimum wage!
Not to mention all the time, effort, and gas wasted driving around.....

FAIL.....

[Checkerboard]

Merry Christmas Seaweed!

Best wishes for Spot Savers.

No parlay for Christmas pick, straight play, thanks.

[hehfest]

All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea

I was just going to say you will probably hustle like this and then lose it back on Christmas. Why you ask? Because of your boasting and bragging!

[hehfest]

Hey, I'll give you some credit. At least you're not out there being a porch pirate. Do those guys pop all their thefts up on Ebay or Amazon? I'm wondering what resale market they use?

[BigdaddyQH]

All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea

Someone should pound your worthless arse into the ground. You are a complete and total dumb s**t.

[cincinnatikid513]

Someone should pound your worthless arse into the ground. You are a complete and total dumb s**t.

says the guy who can't read

[SnakesPicks]

I'd say sure, then take the spot and stiff you. What would you do about that? Either that or I'd say penetrate you and rat you out to mall security. No way in hell would I pay you anything. What a Cheese Bag!

[Sanity Check]

Seaweed. If you want $$ side hustles.

Off the top of my head, some of this -might- work~

[Auto Donk]

All day tomorrow from early morning I am going to charge $5 to save parking spots at the big mall here. Basically how it’s working is I hired 8 people to work with me to drive around the lot and pull into empty spots and hold them. Once i get the Messages from the shoppers or customers I direct them to the available spot and then I tell my employee to pull out for car X. I have all my employees on walkie-talkies so we are in constant discussion to Coordinate. We will be at the mall starting at 6 AM until 4 PM. I’m hoping we can make around $500 and get about 80-100 customers. Instead of sitting on my ass all day I am hustling. With the money I make I am going to make a super Duper play on Christmas

Wish me luck and don’t steal my idea

[stevek173]

Go Weeder GO!!!!