What is the best way to cure a Cold/Bronchitis asap?

[Big Bear]

so I have been laying around for a week, I lost my voice so I have to whisper and I’m coughing and blowing my nose, I have cold chills and fatigue and I’m spitting up green and red

so far I have tried the following and I’m still sick

Makers mark whisky
smoking bowls/blunts
sauna/steam
Nyquill
Robitusun
Theraflu
Afrin
Vicks
tylenol
hot tea

whats my best bet? drink some more nyquill and go back to sleep

or go to the doctor?

or take a shower get dressed smoke another blunt and do whisky shots til I pass out and right before I pass out make sure to submit a 6 team parlay?



I lost my ass yesterday in college football, I’m not thinking clearly

[Marigold HD]

Get hammer. Smash both hands. Stop spewing. Maybe we can all feel better.

[Slurry Pumper]

Yeah the blunt thing ain't gonna help which is sad cause I love a good blunt. Get some good cough syrup with the buzz word " expectorant" somewhere on the label. Then get a fresh bottle of nyqil, and a good IPA chaser. Do 2 shots of the cough syrup. The take that plastic cup from the Nyquil and toss that in the trash. Take two blats off of the bottle. Some people call them pulls so keep that in mind. Chase that with another shot of cough syrup and finally Chase with the IPA. Take a nap or watch Maury to make your mental self feel better. If you can't sleep, repeat.

[HockeyRocks]

What the fuk are you taking Afrin for? Try Vicks Sinus, a Z-pak, lots of water, Vit C and chicken noodle soup.

[reigle9]

you didnt drink enough makers and wasted your time with the rest

end thread

[reigle9]

probably the sickest ive ever been was riding to ac with my friend, drank the 3 hours to get there and felt like a million bucks blackout drunk the next 3 days

[Foxx]

Jump in a sauna. Sweat that shit man.

[cincinnatikid513]

be a man

[reigle9]

be a man

try it sometime

[Esco]

Megadosing vitamin C: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_C_megadosage

Take 1,000mg every hour until you feel better.
Make sure you get calcium ascorbate and not ascorbic acid (it causes diarrhea)

[pologq]

mucinex with expectorant and lots and lots of water

coughing red not good imo

[Tanko]

I have the absolute best medicinal fix for you. I got this advice from my Doctor when I have had upper respiratory infections.
Get some Congaplex. Its a over the counter supplement.

It has bovine thymus (this stimulates your thyroid - gets your immune system kicked into high gear) and bovine adrenaline (acts like a stimulant for your adrenal glands to get your feeling better and up and around quickly.

Get a bottle of 70 or 100 (~$32). This is how I use it. You can find more if you google it.

1. Take 4 tablets for first dose then, three every 3 hours for the first 24-36 hours. This will get you feeling better within a that time period.
2. Then keep taking 3 every 3 hours for another 2-3+ days until you start to feel like you're overcomig the upper respiratory infection.
3. Then slowly ween yourself off the stuff by taking 2 every 3 hours for a day and then 1 every 3 hours for a day then 1 or 2 on the last day.
4. If you start to feel the infection is not over or you feel lethargic as you slow down taking it, go back up in dose.
5. If you abruptly stop, you'll crash due to the sudden loss of adrenal gland activity.

This stuff works.
If you use it, let me know how well it worked for you. I usually start taking it just as I begin to feel a cold or upper respiratory infection kicking in. It helps head it off completely if you start early enough.

Good luck. Hope you get feelng better soon.

[mgcolby]

The only thing that ever worked for me; and a few years back I was getting it seemingly every 4-6 months for about year and a half, was a Z pack. First time I had it I suffered with it for over a week, got to the point where I couldn't take walk to the bathroom (20) feet and take a piss without being winded. I felt better a few hours after taking the first round of pills. After that went straight to the doctor as soon as I felt the wheezing.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Drink a bottle of whiskey
Go into garage but don’t open garage door
Get in car
Start car and leave it running
Pass out in car

By next morning bronchitis will be gone. Give it a shot. If we don’t hear from you for a bit, we will know it worked for you.

[jtoler]

death