so, this last cruise went down to Roatan Island off the coast of mainland Honduras..... First time there, so the wife and I decide to book a tour of the island to see some scenic overlooks, some monkeys and sloths, a chocolate factory, and a rum distillery......
this tour was NOT a Royal Caribbean sponsored excursion..... In other words, we wind up late from our tour, for any number of reasons (see them below), we are shit outta luck as the ship ain't waitin.....
so, we book the tour, thinkin' we'd probably be with some other fukheads from our ship, but much to my amazement, it's just my wife and I and a twenty-year old "tour guide" who is a native of Roatan, and is obviously not hispanic, but rather a yellow bone reminder of the slave trade having been rampant in these parts just a few centuries ago......
the skin tight threads she had on caught both the attention of me and my wife..... my wife primarily to see if I broke my neck while gawking at this tour babe's healthy Flo-Jo like ass as we followed her back to our "private tour bus", which wound up being her Toyota sedan.....
but enough of that, on to the scenic photos I took of the best sights to on the beautiful Caribbean Island of Roatan, Honduras:
FIRST STOP: a scenic over look of the port we cruised in to, and the rest of the island. I managed to take a photo of the "best scenery" that I saw from high above the island on the overlook (excepting my beautiful wife, of course):
Next, it was on to fuk around with some little monkeys and some chill sloths....... again, I took a few photos of such an amazing sight:
Next stop, the Chocolate Factory..... and you guessed it, plenty to see there:
then, on to the Rum place, where I found some more interesting stuff to take photos of:
After stoppin by our guide's place for some weed brownies and a few blunts and other fun, we had to shag ass back to the damn boat, which was about to leave our asses..... candidly, I was fine with it, as we'd already decided to extend the fun if we missed it and had to fly back to f'n htown......
one last photo, with wife cropped by demand:
highly recommend using her as your "tour guide" if you're ever down in Roatan........
this tour was NOT a Royal Caribbean sponsored excursion..... In other words, we wind up late from our tour, for any number of reasons (see them below), we are shit outta luck as the ship ain't waitin.....
so, we book the tour, thinkin' we'd probably be with some other fukheads from our ship, but much to my amazement, it's just my wife and I and a twenty-year old "tour guide" who is a native of Roatan, and is obviously not hispanic, but rather a yellow bone reminder of the slave trade having been rampant in these parts just a few centuries ago......
the skin tight threads she had on caught both the attention of me and my wife..... my wife primarily to see if I broke my neck while gawking at this tour babe's healthy Flo-Jo like ass as we followed her back to our "private tour bus", which wound up being her Toyota sedan.....
but enough of that, on to the scenic photos I took of the best sights to on the beautiful Caribbean Island of Roatan, Honduras:
FIRST STOP: a scenic over look of the port we cruised in to, and the rest of the island. I managed to take a photo of the "best scenery" that I saw from high above the island on the overlook (excepting my beautiful wife, of course):
Next, it was on to fuk around with some little monkeys and some chill sloths....... again, I took a few photos of such an amazing sight:
Next stop, the Chocolate Factory..... and you guessed it, plenty to see there:
then, on to the Rum place, where I found some more interesting stuff to take photos of:
After stoppin by our guide's place for some weed brownies and a few blunts and other fun, we had to shag ass back to the damn boat, which was about to leave our asses..... candidly, I was fine with it, as we'd already decided to extend the fun if we missed it and had to fly back to f'n htown......
one last photo, with wife cropped by demand:
highly recommend using her as your "tour guide" if you're ever down in Roatan........
