worst thing you can tell a woman.... (a random thought from Roatan, Honduras)

[Auto Donk]

no, not call her a kunt.....

no, not call her fat....

tell her she has a pussy like a spider monkey....

(sleeve of wizard has nothing on a spider monkey's pussy)..... thang hangs far lower than JJ Gold's twig and berries.....

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ps.... will have a "photograghic" tour of the private tour we received of roatan via a babe that can best be called "ass of flo jo in tight blue tights".....

cannot imagine having better luck on this cruise than to just happen to book an island wide six hour tour with the hottest babe on the island.....

photos to follow in a separate thread of all the awesome sites, uh, I mean, uh "sights," from this "private tour" (once the wife and I are off the ship, as I suspect she suspected I was taking illicit photos of our tour babe's ass from a variety of different angles).... every where I went with our guide, the locals first gawked at this hump of a camel's ass she was sporting in her skin-tight tights, then gave me the smile and thumbs up signal, as most presumed I'd hired her a whore/tour guide.....

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

I got a private driver in roatan once. His name was King and he also had a big ass

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I got a private driver in roatan once. His name was King and he also had a big ass

wow, were you able to sit down for a week or two? our little sweetie was only 20, had never smoked weed (until 3:15 pm on the day of our tour, and had never been with a white guy or done a threesome).....

[BeatTheJerk]

Show the pics of the girls ass from all those different angles.

[Auto Donk]

Show the pics of the girls ass from all those different angles.

like me, they will be coming soon.......

[NBAtanker]

I know a girl who has 8 kids, say it’s like throwing a sausage down a hallway by now

[CappinTerp]

...no dont promise you will not shoot it in the mouth...

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Show the pics of the girls ass from all those different angles.

they are officially up in my thread on the "scenery" of Roatan, Honduras...........

[Okieirish]

One time we were at an Oklahoma State game. There was a pretty hot chick there with another gal that looked older. She did not dress like a college girl. I asked the hot girl if the other girl was her mom. It was her friend ! I felt terrible about that ! I was pretty liquored up. I thought those gals were going to kill me !