Post in this thread and I will tell you what your status signature should be...

[dlowilly]

free of charge

I will be gentle don't worry

[manny24]

willy call me

[RudyRuetigger]

are you pounding beers today?

[dlowilly]

willy call me

Parlay o muerte

[dlowilly]

are you pounding beers today?

Drunk and going for the green

[franklee168]

Checking in

[RudyRuetigger]

Drunk and going for the green

pretty good actually

[dlowilly]

Checking in

Flopping boats and dashing hopes

[franklee168]

Thanks for being gentle!

[jjgold]

Dlow

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Do me, Do me.

[Otters27]

You did good on my future. Hit me

[dlowilly]

Dlow

I need a bankroll, you need US citizenship, and I'm single. Call me

[dlowilly]

Do me, Do me.

That was what I was going to write!

Ok the obvious alternative is "Left, Right, Middle"

[dlowilly]

You did good on my future. Hit me

My playing days are over, but I'm in my betting prime

[mpaschal34]

Might as well....

[Tanko]

Ok.

[dlowilly]

Might as well....

Still launching tomahawks at the SBR poker table

[dlowilly]

Ok.

Let's talk about football...

[Buckandadime]

Diagnoses?

[dlowilly]

Diagnoses?

I'm sharper when I'm drunk, believe me

[Buckandadime]

I'm sharper when I'm drunk, believe me

[KVB]

[dlowilly]

Hitting 50% on posted plays, 100% on posted titty GIFS

[KVB]

Hitting 50% on posted plays, 100% on posted titty GIFS

[BeatTheJerk]

Roast me pal

[dlowilly]

Be back after awhile, studying KVB's recent GIF

[DiggityDaggityDo]

That was what I was going to write!

Ok the obvious alternative is "Left, Right, Middle"

Ok done.

Thanks Willy!

[dannydiceman]

Ok go

[BigOrange]

Oh boy this should be good!

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

Heĺl yeah

[Slurry Pumper]

How clueless am I?

[dlowilly]

Roast me pal

An SBR OG coming to you from Miami

[dlowilly]

Ok go

Hi. I'm new here and I bet on anything

[dlowilly]

Oh boy this should be good!

It isn't worth my time to cheat you unless you do a max buy in