Alex Morgan knocked up

[daneblazer]

https://www.espn.com/soccer/united-states-usaw/story/3971709/alex-morgan-says-shes-pregnant-with-first-child

We’re going to have a baby autodonk running around

[Otters27]

Kid should be a stud athlete

[Shute]

random gene selection just as probable

[jjgold]

Lol

[Shute]

Except for JJ
His genes aren’t able to replicate any speed

[KVB]

[spro23]

With her aztec husband. Way to flush away thousands of years of white euro genetics.

[jjgold]

Mistake babies never fun

Lol
Guy
Buried

[Redlily5150]

She’s ugly!!!!!

[spro23]

Having a daughter would be horrible. Everything you invest in her is just So some other guy can enjoy nutting on her when she grows up.

All that time, money, and effort raising her, just so a higher quality man will phuck her and agree to marry her.

[Mac4Lyfe]

She’s ugly!!!!!

If you think she's ugly, I'd love to see what you think is pretty...

[MinnesotaFats]

Having a daughter would be horrible. Everything you invest in her is just So some other guy can enjoy nutting on her when she grows up.

All that time, money, and effort raising her, just so a higher quality man will phuck her and agree to marry her.

LOL love SBR

[DiggityDaggityDo]

She’s ugly!!!!!

[King Mayan]

Having a daughter would be horrible. Everything you invest in her is just So some other guy can enjoy nutting on her when she grows up.

All that time, money, and effort raising her, just so a higher quality man will phuck her and agree to marry her.

you incel motherfukker