It's been 3-4 years since my chimp, B-Qway, jumped out of the back of my truck on I-45 near santa fe on the way to galveston to go fishin' in the surf.... and I'll be damn if he didn't finally resurface, doin' what he does best:
Chimpanzee on the loose in Texas, harassing people and dogs, reports say
the son of bitch is relentless when he rampages..... just hope they don't tie his ass back to me, or I'm bound to get charged with crimes of some type or another for harboring his ass in the first place..... I just hope he managed to rip his f'n collar off over the past 3-4 years in the brush on the loose, as that fukker has a tag with my address on it......
Mexican woman in video says "she was paralyzed by fear" upon seeing B-Qway in her back yard..... he loved whippin' off and scaring local mescins by masturbating in their backyards, so I know it's him....
Chimpanzee on the loose in Texas, harassing people and dogs, reports say
the son of bitch is relentless when he rampages..... just hope they don't tie his ass back to me, or I'm bound to get charged with crimes of some type or another for harboring his ass in the first place..... I just hope he managed to rip his f'n collar off over the past 3-4 years in the brush on the loose, as that fukker has a tag with my address on it......
Mexican woman in video says "she was paralyzed by fear" upon seeing B-Qway in her back yard..... he loved whippin' off and scaring local mescins by masturbating in their backyards, so I know it's him....
