I can smell em from here.... 10 candidates in town and I have the day off...

[Auto Donk]

stepped out back to retrieve the thong my wife flung up onto the poolside basketball goal last night during our reenactment of "AquaMan nails a Mermaid", and the south easterly breeze that hit me had the stench of kamaltoe harris, pocahauntus, and pete buttigeig's well-bored-out hole in it......

well, I guess it's time to head down to UH or whereever the hell this pathetic lot of democrat assholes is planning on holding a debate.....

unfortunately, the fbi stopped by at 5:45 a.m. and seized all my guns.... so I guess I'll just go down there with nothing but prayers and flowers for these snowflake kahksuckkers.....

[darrell74]

[Foxx]

Do what you have to do Donk. Your country needs you.

[Auto Donk]

Imagine me posing in a photo with bernie sanders and beto "fake mexican" o'rourke like the one below:








are democrat backstraps good to eat?


maybe make a bowl of menudo out of the fake mexican's intestines?

[Auto Donk]

Prop Comrade De Blasio up next to a cactus.......