Is anyones wife or girlfriend a big football fan?

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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    Is anyones wife or girlfriend a big football fan?
    How good is your life where you watch football and she doesnt mind at all?
  • Slurry Pumper
    SBR MVP
    • 06-18-18
    • 2811

    #2
    The 'ole lady stopped watching football when Colin cop a lick was doing his kneel and bob thing. This is O.K. with me because every time she would waltz into the room and pick a team because the qb was cute or she liked the uniforms and picked that team she would win and it was always the team I faded. Now she sits in the bedroom and watches ID channel and is plotting to kill me eventually. Don't get life insurance, incentivizing your demise I a bad thing.
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    • G Anon Dropout
      SBR Sharp
      • 05-24-19
      • 324

      #3
      Originally posted by Slurry Pumper
      The 'ole lady stopped watching football when Colin cop a lick was doing his kneel and bob thing. This is O.K. with me because every time she would waltz into the room and pick a team because the qb was cute or she liked the uniforms and picked that team she would win and it was always the team I faded. Now she sits in the bedroom and watches ID channel and is plotting to kill me eventually. Don't get life insurance, incentivizing your demise I a bad thing.
      Agreed.
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      • reigle9
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-25-07
        • 17879

        #4
        0% of girls for real like footbal, fukkin 0

        theyre either pretending cause they still have your level of cuck mentality just trying to fit in, or...well, that's it
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        • TheGoldenGoose
          SBR MVP
          • 11-27-12
          • 3745

          #5
          The only thing Wifey knows about football is that she don't understand the game.

          I don't tell her who I betting for and I don't tell her where my bankroll stands.

          It's strictly A NEED TO KNOW BASIS.

          And Wifey don't have the high enough clearance rating where SHE NEEDS TO KNOW.
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            mine's a big ball fan.....

            loves reachin' back and grabbin' some sack when I've got her jacked up doggy, squeezes em as hard as she can to get every last drop.....
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            • MinnesotaFats
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-18-10
              • 14758

              #7
              .....only Donk can steer us here
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              • Okieirish
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 09-03-19
                • 879

                #8
                Yes. But, I am trying to get her to start walking . It would be much better for our health I think.
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                • sourtwist
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-10-12
                  • 9364

                  #9
                  Weed....you need testosterone?
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                  • slayer14
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-12-13
                    • 22022

                    #10
                    What the odds Auto Donk gonna give us a story that he banged a few chicks at a football game
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