Of all the bitches around, who would you want to spend a weekend in Jamaica with?

[Auto Donk]

I'll take the babe in my avvy, or jada stevens......

(since my avvy is always subject to change, here she is, for posterity's sake):

[Auto Donk]

for you dumbasses that haven't familiarized yourselves with jada:

[Auto Donk]

after staring at jada's ass for the last five minutes straight, she gets the nod, hopefully in a threesome with my avvy......

[Esco]

Selita Ebanks

[Auto Donk]

fine choice, indeed.........




share a few blunts and weed brownies with her, focus on that ass i'm sure she's packin', and life doesn't get much better......... unless you pop x with her and stare into that beautiful face as you make x-induced "love" to her, and then it's even better.......

[Esco]

She's single too

[TheGoldenGoose]

Donk, what is it you have against blonds?

[Auto Donk]

Donk, what is it you have against blonds?

everything.....

[LT Profits]

I'll take the babe in my avvy, or jada stevens......

(since my avvy is always subject to change, here she is, for posterity's sake):

Jada over Jynx?

[Auto Donk]

that photo of jynx puts her in the convo, and yah, in that very moment, I'd have to hit that..... even over jada.....

but I think that's the best photo jynx ever took/photoshopped or whatever..... have seen her not look that good at all.....

but absolutely, in that photo, no woman can look any better than that ever.... that IS PERFECTION!

[Auto Donk]

imagine laying the wood to jynx all night, bangin' all her make up off by 5 a.m., take a bar to get some sleep after rollin' all night, you both wake up around 5 p.m., and you roll over and jynx is lookin' at you.....

this is what you see:






that's why I take my wife over jynx any day, all day..... she can have no make up on and still be as beautiful as a woman can be......

jynx, not so much.....

[The Kraken]

imagine laying the wood to jynx all night, bangin' all her make up off by 5 a.m., take a bar to get some sleep after rollin' all night, you both wake up around 5 p.m., and you roll over and jynx is lookin' at you.....

this is what you see:






that's why I take my wife over jynx any day, all day..... she can have no make up on and still be as beautiful as a woman can be......

jynx, not so much.....

Id be happy to wake up next to that any day of the week

Im no Donk

[Auto Donk]

granted, the impression in my mind of "jynx maze" when I hear the name is not that perfection photo or the no make up photo above, but something more along the lines of this typical presentation of Long Beach's most famous porn star:




which is why I'd take this to jamaica instead:




and Jada just loves seeing how much kahk she can take up the ass....

[JIBBBY]

Halle Berry in here prime would work for me..

Black girl



Jessica Alba in her prime would work too.

White girl

[Auto Donk]

alba gif where the guy swimming with her who can't resist reaching out and gratuitously coppin' a feel of that ass is classic.....

[Auto Donk]

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I'll take the babe in my avvy, or jada stevens......

(since my avvy is always subject to change, here she is, for posterity's sake):

When I first glanced at that picture, I thought those sunglasses were a mustache and that was Prince.....

[Auto Donk]

When I first glanced at that picture, I thought those sunglasses were a mustache and that was Prince.....

remind me to keep you sober if you're ever my wingman......

[Auto Donk]

Donk, what is it you have against blonds?

alright, alright.... i don't have anything against blondes.... just seems brunettes and I generally have more natural chemistry, and usually send me the signals they're ready for action before the blondes in any crowd get around to it, and as I generally reel in and go tag the first hot babe (usually a brunette) that indicates she's ready, the blondes miss out... it's a first-come, first-serve basis.....

of course, there are always exceptions to the rule, and dozens of blondes have put a notch on their bedposts with me.... a few of said exceptions:

[Auto Donk]

funny thing about those four blondes is, the top three were all in the harem at the same time.... only the last one was a one nighter.....

harem was bad ass..... (three-4 blondes, 7-8 brunettes, 2 redheads, two black babes, one bad ass hispanic, one full blood asian, one half blood asian -- (1/2 asian, 1/2 mississipian redneck))

and that was my dating harem; not even counting the trophy swinger wives I had satelliting in and out of my bedroom any given night.....

cant believe I'm still alive as much milage as I put on my heart from 2004-2008

[JIBBBY]

^^^Donkers how much did you have to pay those chicks to hit it and take those pictures?

[packerd_00]

Michelle Trachtenberg

[Auto Donk]

^^^Donkers how much did you have to pay those chicks to hit it and take those pictures?

all fair chase poon.... just like my deer hunting, never hunt behind high fences or get involved with can hunts....

top photo babe did get me to open up a bottle of Opus One around new year's.... I told her I was saving it for a special occasion, and she asks me "so, this ISN'T a special occasion?"... I say, "let me get the wine opener"....

bottom babe, not a dime, as I loaded her up after my tab was closed and she was ready for some kahk.... not even one drink; truly free poon.....

never been a whoremonger, never will be.....

[JIBBBY]

^^ Donkers Don Juan

Go get em tiger!!! I'm jealous buddy..

[Auto Donk]

hell, I even got a blonde as a birthday present one year.....



girl on the right served up her best bi babe on a platter for some threesome fun back in 06.....

as the photos in another thread on sbr showed (back when sbr allowed photos of me plowin' babes to be allowed on sbr), I didn't turn down the gift because she was a blonde.......

for the full x-rated photos, go check out JJ Gold's "texas is our strongest state" thread.....


that thread also has my asian stable mate in it, as well as one of the mocha harem members.....