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  • rake922
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-23-07
    • 11692

    #1
    Anybody consider going homeless?
    Sounds like it could be the way to go... If you get hungry just kill a deer
  • Foxx
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 05-25-11
    • 5832

    #2
    Homelessness starts at home. No four truer words have ever been written. Always remember that.
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    • Eddy Munny
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-13-13
      • 15768

      #3
      Rake has clearly jumped the shark
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      • rake922
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-23-07
        • 11692

        #4
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        • cincinnatikid513
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-23-17
          • 45360

          #5
          cant believe this wasnt started by big bear


          met a homeless lady once said she had been living in the woods for 3 years

          she smelled bad
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            pretty sure there's no choice on this issue.... at least when it initially starts....

            and yah, i know there are people who prefer the freedom of the streets and leave shelters, low rent housing, etc, and "prefer" the streets, but most of those fukkers are insane.....

            the rest of the "homeless" sure as fuk didn't choose to be there.....

            although, after seeing that homeless porn bitch in the tunnels of vegas, I may go to vegas and forego my comps at venetian, aria, cosmo, bally's, the rio, etc, and go underground for a weekend to tap that ass....

            as you know, I've always loved laying the pipe to porn hos.....

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            • Big Bear
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-01-11
              • 43253

              #7
              Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
              cant believe this wasnt started by big bear


              met a homeless lady once said she had been living in the woods for 3 years

              she smelled bad
              bro chill
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              • rake922
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-23-07
                • 11692

                #8
                Originally posted by Auto Donk

                although, after seeing that homeless porn bitch in the tunnels of vegas, I may go to vegas and forego my comps at venetian, aria, cosmo, bally's, the rio, etc, and go underground for a weekend to tap that ass....

                as you know, I've always loved laying the pipe to porn hos.....

                What is this person talking about... You have always loved laying pipe to porn hos? what the penetrate
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                • slayer14
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-12-13
                  • 22022

                  #9
                  If you have a lonley life it might not really be the worst solution.
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                  • JIBBBY
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-10-09
                    • 83686

                    #10
                    It's becoming lucrative and attractive to go homeless in LA.

                    They are passing out free tents, free food, and giving free money out to the homeless in LA. The law makers just keep throwing more money at it and it just attracts more homeless. It's where happy homeless dreams are made and realized!!

                    Gotta watch out for the giant sized monster rats now chewing thru your tent though.
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                    • BigdaddyQH
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-13-09
                      • 19530

                      #11
                      If you can survive the disease and crime that is running rampant in L.A. going homeless may be an option.
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                      • Da Manster!
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-13-07
                        • 17720

                        #12
                        panhandlers make an average of $50,000 - $75,000 a year tax free money...think about that for a second next time you see someone on the street corner holding up those "homeless" signs.
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                        • TheGoldenGoose
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-27-12
                          • 3745

                          #13
                          I don’t give “sign people” any money. I offer them bottled water and packs of cookies I keep in my car. Sometimes the reasons for money get very inventive.
                          “I have a job offer at a restaurant but I need to buy two black pants and some white shirts”.
                          “I have an interview for this great job but I need cab fare to get over there”.
                          “I can get a job with this plumber but he said I need to buy a few tools if I wanted to work with him”.
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                          • JIBBBY
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-10-09
                            • 83686

                            #14
                            ^^Pan handlers annoy me but I give some of them cash if they look really down and out.

                            Still It's annoying though as there are so many begging every where in LA. Freeway on ramps, corner lights, in front of stores, etc. Always asking you for some spare change. I know they'll just use that money I give them to buy a crack rock and or bottle of booze though. I still give at times.
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                            • Baraldsson
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 05-18-19
                              • 514

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                              I don’t give “sign people” any money. I offer them bottled water and packs of cookies I keep in my car.
                              Originally posted by JIBBBY
                              ^^Pan handlers annoy me but I give some of them cash if they look really down and out.
                              I know they'll just use that money I give them to buy a crack rock and or bottle of booze though. I still give at times.
                              TheGoldenGoose has the right idea. If you give them cash you can never be sure they won't spend it on booze or drugs. If you give them food or water, even if they're not genuinely in need the worst that can happen is they get something free to eat/drink.

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                              • PaperTrail07
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-29-08
                                • 20423

                                #16
                                You must not live around the homeless LOL.....give them a free Entrée----ITS NOW FOR SALE ! If you give them anything-just make it drugs or booze-otherwise they sell WHATEVER YUO GIVE THEM for booze and drugs LOL...
                                Originally posted by Baraldsson
                                TheGoldenGoose has the right idea. If you give them cash you can never be sure they won't spend it on booze or drugs. If you give them food or water, even if they're not genuinely in need the worst that can happen is they get something free to eat/drink.

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                                • HockeyRocks
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 07-10-13
                                  • 6069

                                  #17
                                  I will go to McD's or some place i can buy some food coupons. I hand those out instead of cash to the homeless...
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                    panhandlers make an average of $50,000 - $75,000 a year tax free money...think about that for a second next time you see someone on the street corner holding up those "homeless" signs.
                                    Manster, look at these poor homeless people with their Starbucks.

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                                    • Da Manster!
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 07-13-07
                                      • 17720

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                      Manster, look at these poor homeless people with their Starbucks.

                                      I know, right?......on a personal sidenote, I would solicit that chick...damn, I belched!...
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                                      • Big Bear
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-01-11
                                        • 43253

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by rake922
                                        Sounds like it could be the way to go... If you get hungry just kill a deer
                                        how would you cook it?
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81450

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Big Bear
                                          how would you cook it?
                                          Trashcan fire
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                                          • 19th Hole
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-22-09
                                            • 18957

                                            #22
                                            I usually keep half-pints in my car to save them the hassel of going to the liquor store.
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                                            • dj_destroyer
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 07-28-10
                                              • 3856

                                              #23
                                              Lots of people starting to live in their vans/cars, especially in cities like LA, SF, NYC, etc.
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                                              • Slurry Pumper
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 06-18-18
                                                • 2811

                                                #24
                                                I'm too much of a hobophobe to go homeless, but I am jealous of the carefree lifestyle. You know sleeping under rays while your teeth are crumbling away. Doing shit just for laughs, and having everyone leaving me alone.
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                                                • cincinnatikid513
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-23-17
                                                  • 45360

                                                  #25
                                                  i miss air conditioning too much
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Da Manster!
                                                    I know, right?......on a personal sidenote, I would solicit that chick...damn, I belched!...
                                                    Manster, how much would you pay for that?

                                                    What if her homeboy wanted to join?

                                                    Like let's say for example he wants to lick your butthole while you bang her?
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                                                    • Buckandadime
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 04-21-15
                                                      • 8847

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      Manster, how much would you pay for that?

                                                      What if her homeboy wanted to join?

                                                      Like let's say for example he wants to lick your butthole while you bang her?
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                                                      • Otters27
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 07-14-07
                                                        • 30760

                                                        #28
                                                        If you have a job and are poor. How much food stamps and govt housing assistance can you get?
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                                                        • dlowilly
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-09-16
                                                          • 13862

                                                          #29
                                                          Why not I saw that pornstarlets are living under bridges with you these days if you're homeless
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                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81450

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                            Why not I saw that pornstarlets are living under bridges with you these days if you're homeless
                                                            Left or Right?







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                                                            • dlowilly
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-09-16
                                                              • 13862

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              Left or Right?







                                                              Yeah well I bet it's still the same where it counts, eh diggity?
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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81450

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                                Yeah well I bet it's still the same where it counts, eh diggity?
                                                                Damn right, Willy.
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                                                                • Da Manster!
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 07-13-07
                                                                  • 17720

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  Manster, how much would you pay for that?

                                                                  What if her homeboy wanted to join?

                                                                  Like let's say for example he wants to lick your butthole while you bang her?
                                                                  two Andrew Jackson's and if both she and he do a great job, an Alexander Hamilton for a tip!...
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