louisana woman steals money hides it in her vag

Auto Donk · 08-09-19, 03:05 PM

right picture looks like a Real Doll I was bangin' for a while, til she dumped me.....

cincinnatikid513 · 08-09-19, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

right picture looks like a Real Doll I was bangin' for a while, til she dumped me.....

looks like she went to a dark place

Auto Donk · 08-09-19, 03:11 PM

dayum.....

I'd propose to this Real Doll bitch:

I'd post a photo of the one I was bangin' but her head is all lopsided after I beat it in with a baseball bat and ran over it it six times with my suv......

f'n demanding bitches.....

Auto Donk · 08-09-19, 03:16 PM

on a side note, in the swinger crowd, bitches often go "option two" with tabs (hits of x).... and slip em up theirr back door.....

nothing like the surprise of taggin' a lifestyle bitch and suddenly realizing your crank is turning smurf blue due to her having jammed one of these up her arse an hour earlier:

some such babes would similarly claim their husband, or some other ho, had slipped it up their ass.......

MinnesotaFats · 08-09-19, 03:21 PM

Donk I had a gal who actually tried to take poppers orally during a party because she loved anal so much

Dumbass nearly dies during some mmmf action

Auto Donk · 08-09-19, 03:30 PM

holy fook..... wow.... how did that turn out? had some babes who's guys were probably bi love to get fisted while snortin on that shit......

mainly a gay thing/bi thing down here from what I saw back in the day.... haven't seen that shit in years... well, since I quit going to wild parties and got married in 2010.....

The Kraken · 08-09-19, 04:10 PM

Took care of a stripper one night in the ER, had a bad infection in her vag

She let some guy shove a $20 up there and ended up not being able to get it out, guess it went further up or something. Comes to the ER pretty fukking sick, dr takes a look and finds the $20

We ordered pizza and that was the $$$ we used

And thats 100% a true story

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Big Bear · 08-10-19, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Took care of a stripper one night in the ER, had a bad infection in her vag

She let some guy shove a $20 up there and ended up not being able to get it out, guess it went further up or something. Comes to the ER pretty fukking sick, dr takes a look and finds the $20

We ordered pizza and that was the $$$ we used

And thats 100% a true story

and you a nurse right?

why didn’t the patient get her $20 back?

Bostongambler · 08-10-19, 07:28 AM

In her defense I’m sure there were lots of people who had access to the above mentioned vagina.

The Kraken · 08-10-19, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by Big Bear

and you a nurse right?

why didn’t the patient get her $20 back?

Because we were hungry

We considered it a small down payment towards the bill she would never pay