To all in favor of banning guns......

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    To all in favor of banning guns......
    may your dreams, every night, be filled with this soundtrack:


  • BigdaddyQH
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-13-09
    • 19530

    #2
    You are really rather pathetic.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      suck it, big daddy.......

      face it, man, it's beautiful.......

      bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        lol.... waited for some meddling kids walking by the perimeter of DonkLand to reach the back gate by the pool, then cranked up the boise 901's mounted poolside with the soundtrack above.... never seen kids jump so high then run so fast.......
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #5
          whaaaaaaat
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            guess they told their parents, as now a group of adults is huddling around by the front gate....

            time to hit "play" and give them a taste of a mother fukkin' mass shooting.....
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              holy shit!!!! I've never seen an overweight 350 lb redneck hit the fukkin' ground so quick..........

              sure the next visit will be from my friendly Precinct 4 ten gallon hat crew..... fukkin' cowboy hat wearing constables sure to be here shortly, as I already hear sirens in the distance.....

              guess it's time to get my ass into the office........
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                must say this, that fukkin' Bose technology really, really brings that soundtrack to fukkin' life......




                ''

                I highly recommend getting a pair or two if you want to scare the shit out of your neighbors......

                haven't had this much fun since my boys and I threw a bunch of cracker bombs out the windows of my sixth floor loft down onto the crowd of african-americans on the street below standing in line to get into the hottest new club in downtown H-town years ago.....

                my youngest son still laughs at how a 400 lb black woman in a silk dress and high heels literally did the splits as one erupted right above her head.....
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  at the local mcdonald's now, using free internet..... may head on down to south texas to visit my mom for a few days, as I doubt that overwhelming law enforcement response heading into my neighborhood as I was leaving is likely to die down anytime soon......

                  called my wife and told her "do NOT come home for lunch today".....

                  sure she probably thinks I gave in and called up some hookers for a nooner, but I hope she stays away......
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    geeze.... people are so f'n uptight these days.....

                    there was a time when nobody gave a shit about a little sophomoric hi-jinks like blaring a gunshot soundtrack through a set of 901's......
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      has any national media picked up the "DonkLand Shootings" yet?

                      I think I heard one helicopter shaggin' ass over toward my neighborhood.....
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                      • PittsburghPlayer
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-11-10
                        • 6760

                        #12
                        if you post in this thread
                        you are probably already under surveillance
                        3:57
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                        • PittsburghPlayer
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-11-10
                          • 6760

                          #13

                          looked back and saw the four of us and thought to myself
                          that BigDaddy will be the only one indicted

                          received no argument
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            local news copters were hovering over for only about three minutes before they hit the trail.....

                            wife is good friends with our nextdoor neighbor, who, upon seeing guys running across her lawn in uniform carrying their own military style assault weapons toward my house -- and having heard the soundtrack and hit the deck herself inside her own home -- texted my wife to ask if everything was OK.....

                            wife isnt speaking to me now, as her son came home and was ordered to the ground, and "detained" for 15 minutes before I could get him released by saying someting malfuntioned with the bose 901's mounted to the pool house.....

                            all good now..... I think the ten gallon hat crew has a new respect for me after seeing all the trophy whitetails mounted in my house.... they couldn't stop askin' questions about where I hunt, whether I might take one of them "where I go huntiin'," etc.....





                            this collection of horns had em beggin' for a weekend hunt next november.....:




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