Buy a panty, fuk a tranny.....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Buy a panty, fuk a tranny.....
    SO, nothing like thumbing through a victoria's secret magazine to gawk at some undernourished ass for the most part, and to see the latest styles of panties that cover half a woman's ass and sexy lingerie, all the while longing to fuk the shit out of the models, WHEN WHAM......

    SOMETHING LIKE THIS APPEARS:






    NOW, nothing necessarily against dudes getting their freak on while wearing women's underwear.... if that's your thing, whatever.... like eddie murphy once said, "you go suck that dik, and I'll go have a beer."

    But I don't suddenly need to see some dude's shaved nut sack and schlong fillin' up a satin thong with "nuts a hangin' out the side" of em when I'm trying to buy my wife a fukkin' pair of underwear.

    leave the tranny porn where it needs to be, in the tranny area of Pornhub......

    sure, If I was wasted outside of a bar in Daytona and this guy wasn't waving his schlong around, and offered to blow me, I'd probably be fooled into a Crying Game scenario:



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    but stick to putting goddam women in panty ads, they aren't meant to fit a twig and berries in them, but rather only a camel's toe at the very most......
  • KVB
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-29-14
    • 74817

    #2
    Amazing. So now when the Angels are walking down the runway, we have to guess whether or not they are hiding a khack?

    We have to guess whether or not Victoria's Secret is that she's actually Victor?

    Wow, it's just like a DDD poll.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      a freaky ex babe of mine once said -- and Diggity, having seen photos of it, can confirm this about my "nice ass" -- after begging me to put on a pair of her panties, that my ass looked better than hers in a pair of women's underwear...... turned her on to blow me while I wore her skimpy shit.....

      like ron burgandy said, "when in rome....."....
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      • KVB
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 05-29-14
        • 74817

        #4
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        • Baraldsson
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 05-18-19
          • 514

          #5
          Originally posted by KVB
          We have to guess whether or not Victoria's Secret is that she's actually Victor?
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