They can't stop all of us: 250K+ pledge to storm Area 51 to uncover alien secrets

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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    They can't stop all of us: 250K+ pledge to storm Area 51 to uncover alien secrets
    LINCOLN COUNTY, Nev. - More than 250,000 people have signed up to attend a Facebook event planning a raid on Area 51 in southern Nevada to “see them aliens.”


    According to the event, titled, “Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us,” a group of alien hunters will meet at 3 a.m. on Sept. 20 near the top-secret U.S. Air Force Base to coordinate a plan of attack to reveal the truth behind the curtain.



    From there, the group will “Naruto run” with their arms stretched behind them like Naruto Uzumaki in the Japanese anime series “Naruto,” and therefore “move faster than their bullets.”


    The event is hosted by “S***posting cause im in shambles,” a page that posts memes, and SmyleeKun, a guy who streams video games on Twitch.

    Another 283,000 people said they were “interested” in attending.


    “Let’s see them aliens,” the event hosts wrote in an apparent effort to rally the troops.


    Area 51, also known as Homey Airport, is a remote outpost of the Edwards Air Force Base located about 125 miles from Las Vegas. The base’s current primary purpose remains classified.


    In 1955, the mysterious area was chosen by the Central Intelligence Agency as a testing site for the super-secret Lockheed U-2, a high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft. In 2013, the CIA officially acknowledged the existence of Area 51 by declassifying documents detailing the history of both the U-2 and OXCARTprojects.


    “Although the commonly preferred official name for the facility today is the Nevada Test and Training Range at Groom Lake, both the names Watertown and Area 51 were used as official names for the facility,” a brief history by the CIA explains.


    Still, the secrecy surrounding the base has made Area 51 the subject of many conspiracy theories for decades — including the storage of crashed alien spacecraft, meetings with extraterrestrials or the development of time travel.


    Will anyone take the “Storm Area 51” Facebook event seriously and actually show up at the heavily-guarded site with 24-hour surveillance?


    That remains to be seen, but the truth is out there.
    I might go.

    I need to start practicing my Naruto Run though.
  • Foxx
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 05-25-11
    • 5832

    #2
    Just be careful man. Godspeed.
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    • KVB
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-29-14
      • 74817

      #3
      DDD, when considering this journey to storm the remote outpost of Edwards Air Force Base, please consider the viewpoint of one of the soldiers stationed there for no other purpose than to stop a hoard of people from storming the remote outpost of Edwards Air Force base.

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      • tucks
        SBR Sharp
        • 07-11-18
        • 356

        #4
        I’ll lend you a roll of aluminum foil for your headgear....
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        • inmyownzone
          SBR MVP
          • 12-31-12
          • 1953

          #5
          In.
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #6
            KVB, it's the Air Force, not the Army.

            Basically Boy Scouts.

            Also, I am practicing and will have perfected my Naruto Run by Sept 20.
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            • 19th Hole
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              • 03-22-09
              • 18954

              #7















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              • inmyownzone
                SBR MVP
                • 12-31-12
                • 1953

                #8
                Originally posted by 19th Hole
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                • funnyb25
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 07-09-09
                  • 39663

                  #9
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #10
                    Funnyb, you in?
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                    • funnyb25
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 07-09-09
                      • 39663

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      Funnyb, you in?
                      Yes
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                      • KVB
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 05-29-14
                        • 74817

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                        KVB, it's the Air Force, not the Army.

                        Basically Boy Scouts.

                        Also, I am practicing and will have perfected my Naruto Run by Sept 20.
                        Ok DDD and Funnyb, just make sure you guys stretch first.



                        Don't forget to warm up your calves too...

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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #13
                          Originally posted by funnyb25
                          Yes
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KVB
                            Ok DDD and Funnyb, just make sure you guys stretch first.


                            That's how you do it!

                            You dodge bullets that way.
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                            • KVB
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 05-29-14
                              • 74817

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                              That's how you do it!

                              You dodge bullets that way.
                              Well, they should know how to do it.

                              Those guys spent a year on the treadmill building up to that moment...

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                              • funnyb25
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 07-09-09
                                • 39663

                                #16
                                Originally posted by KVB
                                At work bro....Fuk..
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81450

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by funnyb25
                                  At work bro....Fuk..
                                  But did you see those ASSES???
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                                  • blackbox
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-28-08
                                    • 1415

                                    #18
                                    Let us never forget KENT STATE--- how many here were there ?
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                                    • 2daBank
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 01-26-09
                                      • 88966

                                      #19
                                      Lmfao. They won’t be thinking “they can’t stop us all” when couple soldiers grab the “saws” and start mowing mfers down!

                                      Hell don’t even have to stop them all, hundreds of guys drop in the front lines and bet your sweet ass the others turn the fukk around!! Just make sure you not in the front triple D !! We need you around here!!!
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                                      • 2daBank
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 01-26-09
                                        • 88966

                                        #20
                                        And why do we care??
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81450

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 2daBank
                                          Lmfao. They won’t be thinking “they can’t stop us all” when couple soldiers grab the “saws” and start mowing mfers down!

                                          Hell don’t even have to stop them all, hundreds of guys drop in the front lines and bet your sweet ass the others turn the fukk around!! Just make sure you not in the front triple D !! We need you around here!!!
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81450

                                            #22
                                            Shit just got real.

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                                            • SBR_Guest_Pro
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-10-15
                                              • 3955

                                              #23
                                              I think I might go
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