If You Had 24 Hours To Make $1,000 What Would You Do

[Seaweed]

Ideas?

[jose21_us]

Go to my bank....

[funnyb25]

Go door to door rich neighborhood and ask

[funnyb25]

Like everything in life, it is about the amount of at bats

[2daBank]

There only one option for a clown like you. Put your red nose on and Book kids bday parties.

[funnyb25]

[funnyb25]

Happy Saturday Banker!

[RudyRuetigger]

saloon this shit

i know its the offseason

but id rather see what tony thinks of jersey 16 in the 80s that played on a red colored team

[mpaschal34]

Pray that you made a pick that day and then fade it.

[Baraldsson]

If I had 24 hours to make $1,000, what would I do?


Run out of time, most likely.

[unde0087]

Pray that you made a pick that day and then fade it.

ya, he needs to find a play he loves write it down then go to the bank and get a 10k loan and put it on the other side and then watch it win easily

[joey sangria]

Rob the local gas station........why not, everyone else does.

[jjgold]

working it is almost impossible unless some dock job

[pilebuck13]

working it is almost impossible unless some dock job

[b1slickguy]

You could whore yourself out to 20 fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.

[eaglesfan371]

Sell my collectibles

If nothing on me, drive for Uber until I make $300 roughly 14 hours, use instant pay to hit debit card, withdraw atm, play 1/2 NLHE poker for 8 hours, if not there, final 2 hours count cards betting blackjacj table minimum of $5-$10 (would need to be weekday to hussle otherwise $25 min) wait for true count of at least +2 then bet $100 until at $1000.

If not there run.

[2daBank]

working it is almost impossible unless some dock job

Dock rhymes with the answer he was looking for.

Work those “docks” weeder.

Or did you mean the guys looking for blowies were at the docks? Kinda like truck stops of the sea??

[clockwise1965]

Get a loan from JJ.

[GunShard]

Livestream with text to speech on. Most of you don't know what that is.

[2daBank]

Livestream with text to speech on. Most of you don't know what that is.

Not a fukkin clue, lol. What you takin bout Willis??

[cincinnatikid513]

atm all 20s thanks BkofAma too stupid give out 100s

[Big Bear]

Ideas?

$100 4 team parlay

Or


You could have a car wash with some hot women in bathing suits. Tell the women they work on tips only. You pocket the $20 per cash wash. It adds up quick.

[hubie69]

Go to my bank....

^^^^ This

[TheGoldenGoose]

[Sanity Check]

Back in the day (around 10 years ago) when internet roulette gambling was less savvy and sophisticated, it was possible to game the system on smaller sites and win close to 100% of the time, with a little background in tech and programming.

I never exploited it seriously to make $$ cuz I'm not a dick but there were a few sites I experimented on to see if it would work. And it did.

It is possible smaller sites today that wrote their own code for gambling without knowing the ins and outs are still vulnerable.

[Cuse0323]

Hmm, I’d just borrow the fckin money like a normal person.

[flyingillini]

50 glory hole customers at 20 a pop

[Auto Donk]

day after day. this stupid losing fuk is flooding the sbr board with inane questions.....

it's been a while since we had to break it out in response...... but, fuk it, CUE THE HAIKU!!! (in traditional jap 5-7-5 syllable format):

[bradthebloke]

rob Gold 100 times.

[ttwarrior1]

[PAULYPOKER]

I'd break your legs under contract with the bookie who you owe the most...........

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Go door to door rich neighborhood and ask

This works???