Got a job offer!!

[eaglesfan371]

65k + bonus, very excited and possibly will have 2nd offer on Monday. Great position with a lot of growth, relatively entry level but either way, July 1st, I will be back to employed. God bless.

Celebrated and put $1k in sports today. Will post some plays today. On a roughly 5k downswing since May 1st unfortunately, but paid off the majority of my student debt over the past 5 months, $15k thanks to sports/poker so no complaints here.

Trolls good luck, I'm feeling great right now. Thanks for those who wished me good luck.

[SBR Forum]

Good stuff

[eaglesfan371]

Good stuff

Thank you. I anticipate less drama and a happier, less stressed me hopefully.

[Booya711]

Hey everybody!!!! I took a shit today!!!!

[eaglesfan371]

Hey everybody!!!! I took a shit today!!!!

Random fact for you Booya, women poop a lot less than men. Had this discussion with couple partners in the past. Some women don't even poop once per day whereas men are usually twice per day.

[SBR Tony]

congratulations eaglesfan

[cincinnatikid513]

-1000 he posted on sbr first
+500 he told his family first

[funnyb25]

I know I have gone too long without pooping when my farts start to smell like dead people.

[romecloneout]

Good...leave

[franklee168]

Congrats! Always nice to be employed.

[Booya711]

Saloon this whoreshit....normal adults have jobs

[Fire in da hole]

looks like they way overpaid

someone with no experience and subpar grades, WTF were they thinking?

[leetreaper]

Lkid 2.0

[Fire in da hole]

Saloon this whoreshit....normal adults have jobs

Guy asking about bout free airfare in bash thread

where does SBR find these people

[MiDNiTe]

Didn't know jjgold was hiring a sidekick, anyways congrats

[RudyRuetigger]

Random fact for you Booya, women poop a lot less than men. Had this discussion with couple partners in the past. Some women don't even poop once per day whereas men are usually twice per day.

did you also know that men eat more?


what a clown

[Booya711]

did you also know that men eat more?


what a clown

Rudy...steveyk and eagles in the running for the biggest loser at SBR...very very close race now

[jose21_us]

Guy asking about bout free airfare in bash thread

where does SBR find these people

A BDF it’s whats most of sbr is....

[Fire in da hole]

did you also know that men eat more?


what a clown

I was going to say that too

He didn’t realize correlation between amount of food ate and amount of poop?

this guy is in finance? Watch out...

[Booya711]

I was going to say that too

He didn’t realize correlation between amount of food ate and amount of poop?

this guy is in finance? Watch out...

I don’t even read what this bitch posts....just saw the title and assumed glory hole

[eaglesfan371]

Time to get buried - bourbon purchased, plays are:

10% cash bonus, 3x rollover, 1k deposit

Pittsburgh Pirates ML -109 (tailing the hottest MLB capper PairofFives) to win $500
LA Angels ML -110 to win $500

GL

[eaglesfan371]

Guy asking about bout free airfare in bash thread

where does SBR find these people

When I google searched SBR bash, found a thread where several people had airfare and hotel paid for. Another one said just hotel. Either way, should be fun.

[eaglesfan371]

I was going to say that too

He didn’t realize correlation between amount of food ate and amount of poop?

this guy is in finance? Watch out...

Women eat around 1500 calories. Men 2000. I figured the body excretes every 12 hours for people, regardless of amount. Figured women have less shit per "pooping", while men would have more but that both would shit twice per day. Turns out men have double or more the number of occurrences which surprised me a bit.

[RudyRuetigger]

Women eat around 1500 calories. Men 2000. I figured the body excretes every 12 hours for people, regardless of amount. Figured women have less shit per "pooping", while men would have more but that both would shit twice per day. Turns out men have double or more the number of occurrences which surprised me a bit.

wow

just wow

[pablo222]

People were also putting shrimp in their pockets. You going to do that too?

[eaglesfan371]

wow

just wow

Whatever you eat for breakfast / lunch...shit it at night

Whatever you eat for dinner... shit it the following morning / afternoon

Obviously if you don't eat = no shit...

[leetreaper]

Shari, wake the fukk up and PIN this thread in "soon to be open" BIG LOSER THREAD.
Thank you.

[franklee168]

Well.....this thread went to the shitter.

[2daBank]

Sadly halo’s are prob a good play. I prefer the FF -.5 at +104. Makes way more sense taking plus money for them to be up after 5 cause cards hold a big advantage in the pens. Halo’s w the better starter and better offense.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

lol lol lol

resident window licker cant help himself

wait for his next adventure driving uber or "going out" with his next tinder score

[leetreaper]

Sadly halo’s are prob a good play. I prefer the FF -.5 at +104. Makes way more sense taking plus money for them to be up after 5 cause cards hold a big advantage in the pens. Halo’s w the better starter and better offense.

I posted a reply about Wacha in the other htread about Wacha being shit this year, ON THE OTHER HAND, we've got nofaken name Canning clown show in IL matchup....I could be wrong but STL might win BIG tonight for you bud. Cheers, L33t.

[RudyRuetigger]

Well.....this thread went to the shitter.

i agree

ive had enough of this crap

[eaglesfan371]

Sadly halo’s are prob a good play. I prefer the FF -.5 at +104. Makes way more sense taking plus money for them to be up after 5 cause cards hold a big advantage in the pens. Halo’s w the better starter and better offense.

I get burned often when I take -0.5...always tied after 5 seems like when I take it hence I try to avoid that option usually. I don't like the 1st 5 line at -135 or worse PK, so I'll take my chances on -110 for now.

There is not a positive with Wacha...his ERA, FIP, xFIP all 6+, his K/BB lower than usual and just poor form all around. With my recent downtrend though, probably 7 IP 0 R tonight.

[2daBank]

I posted a reply about Wacha in the other htread about Wacha being shit this year, ON THE OTHER HAND, we've got nofaken name Canning clown show in IL matchup....I could be wrong but STL might win BIG tonight for you bud. Cheers, L33t.

I think you wrong, lol. If they do I don’t think it will be much off canning, he more than capable of holding us down. Marlins dog shit pitchers pretty much just did it for 3 of 4 games!!! Our offense is brutal. I do think we could potentially do some scoring off halo’s pen which is why I like the over as well. Fairly confident halo’s win the 1st 5 innings tho.

[leetreaper]

i agree

ive had enough of this crap

Liar, you love this shit Rudy, prove me wrong

P.S. No homo.