we've all seen this shit, some stupid mother fukkin' dad dancing with his fukkin' daughter at the bitch's goddam wedding reception, slow dancing to some stupid fukkin' slow song, and WHAM! SUDDENLY they bust into some stupid mother fukkin' choreographed M C Hammer routine they spent fukkin' months working on.....
now this shit is in every other goddam medication advertisement aimed at middle aged fat asses on the verge of dying from either heart disease, copd, syphyllis, the herpes, or whatever.....
so for the half minute or so the f'n drug company tries to distract you from hearing their warning about how this fukkin' drug's side effects will probably kill your fat overweight ass quicker than the fukkin' disease it's supposed to treat, they make you watch some fukkin' blowhard huff and puff while he dances his fat fukkin' ass off with his previous-slut daughter.... an example:
did all these f'n companies use the same fukkin' ad agency????
this shit might have made me crack a smile the first fukkin' ten times I saw it on GMA and TMZ, but goddam it, now I see the shit ten times per week....
and the routines always suck more ass than bobby fukkin' waves in a competative salad tossing competition......
time to end all this stupid shit.....
ps... don't drink scotch in the d.r., especially if it's from the mini bar.......
now this shit is in every other goddam medication advertisement aimed at middle aged fat asses on the verge of dying from either heart disease, copd, syphyllis, the herpes, or whatever.....
so for the half minute or so the f'n drug company tries to distract you from hearing their warning about how this fukkin' drug's side effects will probably kill your fat overweight ass quicker than the fukkin' disease it's supposed to treat, they make you watch some fukkin' blowhard huff and puff while he dances his fat fukkin' ass off with his previous-slut daughter.... an example:
did all these f'n companies use the same fukkin' ad agency????
this shit might have made me crack a smile the first fukkin' ten times I saw it on GMA and TMZ, but goddam it, now I see the shit ten times per week....
and the routines always suck more ass than bobby fukkin' waves in a competative salad tossing competition......
time to end all this stupid shit.....
ps... don't drink scotch in the d.r., especially if it's from the mini bar.......