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  • mirkoo
    SBR Rookie
    • 06-07-19
    • 1

    #1
    Experiences with escort service?
    I would be interested to know if someone of you has had nice experiences with escort service.
    I'm interested in your answers
  • The Kraken
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-25-11
    • 28918

    #2
    I probably should, less drama. I always fukk co-workers but thats a recipe for disaster long term. A few guys I work with weren’t as blessed as I and they use escorts frequently, both speak highly of the process.
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    • dlowilly
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-09-16
      • 13862

      #3
      Heck of a 1st post
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      • pimike
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-23-08
        • 37140

        #4
        Just go to a massage parlors.

        More relaxing. Cheaper too
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        • Pinoy-T-X
          SBR MVP
          • 10-28-12
          • 2176

          #5
          Originally posted by pimike
          Just go to a massage parlors.

          More relaxing. Cheaper too
          thats what Kraft said.
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          • pimike
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-23-08
            • 37140

            #6
            Or you can hang out with Phillyguy and Big Orange and I and we can get you the two for one special.


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            • themike78
              SBR MVP
              • 07-01-13
              • 4873

              #7
              This guy signs up at a gambling forum to ask about escorts? I don't get it.
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              • Bostongambler
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-01-08
                • 35581

                #8
                Originally posted by themike78
                This guy signs up at a gambling forum to ask about escorts? I don't get it.
                That’s like signing onto a escort forum and asking what the Mets line is.
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                • VeggieDog
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-21-09
                  • 7214

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bostongambler
                  That’s like signing onto a escort forum and asking what the Mets line is.
                  There are escort forums?
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mirkoo
                    I would be interested to know if someone of you has had nice experiences with escort service.
                    I'm interested in your answers
                    Welcome to SBR!
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                    • BigdaddyQH
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-13-09
                      • 19530

                      #11
                      Talk about your fishy posts. Either this guy is the worst cop ever or he is totally and hopelessly desperate.
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                      • MinnesotaFats
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-18-10
                        • 14758

                        #12
                        You are better off with Skip The Games, erotic review, adult search, etc or looking for young white street girls.

                        Find one or two that do you right and stick to them.

                        Services are a RIP off, the girls are terrible usually and overpriced.

                        I have, over the years, a nice collection in Florida and MN....4 or 5 18-44 year olds that will come on time, sober, do as I say bare usually, and for 60-120 bucks just because I treat them nice and respect them.

                        Also have 3 in Vegas now which is great because that's RIP off central.

                        Escort service will charge $200+

                        It'll take a month or two of collecting names, etc but once you get your harem you're set. Add a new girl into the mix every year or so.
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                        • big joe 1212
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-01-08
                          • 19380

                          #13
                          Used one in Montreal.

                          She was awesome. Nice and sweet with no rush. She did everything I asked with no problems. College girl earning money for school.
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                          • USCPHILLYGUY
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-15-12
                            • 21746

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pimike
                            Or you can hang out with Phillyguy and Big Orange and I and we can get you the two for one special.




                            Fun nite coming out of Caesars.

                            Jesus Fukin Christ Minny Fatty


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                            • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-08-10
                              • 8944

                              #15
                              Originally posted by themike78
                              This guy signs up at a gambling forum to ask about escorts? I don't get it.


                              This is the first post of about 5-10 eventually leading to where AutoDonk is banging this guy's wife while he watches.....
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                              • BigdaddyQH
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-13-09
                                • 19530

                                #16
                                Anyone who has to use an escort service has got to be the saddest most desperate fool around. You can't get a woman for free? How sad is that? How ugly can you be? How stupid can you be?
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                                • dlowilly
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-09-16
                                  • 13862

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by big joe 1212
                                  Used one in Montreal.

                                  She was awesome. Nice and sweet with no rush. She did everything I asked with no problems. College girl earning money for school.
                                  Prostitution is legal in Canada, correct?
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                                  • themike78
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-01-13
                                    • 4873

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BigdaddyQH
                                    Anyone who has to use an escort service has got to be the saddest most desperate fool around. You can't get a woman for free? How sad is that? How ugly can you be? How stupid can you be?
                                    So true. Not to mention the diseases these girls have. And why the fuk would you want to be with a girl who has zero interest in you except your money. Pathetic.
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                                    • ThaTopMoron
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 04-30-10
                                      • 27020

                                      #19
                                      i think escorts are a better option than 90% of the walking std no personality all about that drama queen "women" who live back in my hometown i grew up in... i learned by high school that I would have to avoid getting stuck in a relationship in that town and wait till i moved outta there

                                      worked out well

                                      1 girl who was all over me i bored her till she buzzed off... heard months later she got knocked up by some dummy. had a good laugh

                                      other one i was into as she was really cute and fun to be around but she was a little too into her alcohol and weed... forced myself to end it while still dating. cut off contact. 10 years later i get a FB req from her... accept it out of pure curiosity

                                      she got with some dude, has 2 kids now and turned from a cute petite red head with small nice cute butt into a slightly overweight 30 something now with no turn ons... not cute at all... ended up addicted to heroin and shit wanting to be dead but eventually went to rehab and is now doing better but a complete nobody not even a job

                                      poor guy in his pics with her no facial expressions ever

                                      glad i was smart in that trash town
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                                      • dlowilly
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-09-16
                                        • 13862

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ThaTopMoron
                                        i think escorts are a better option than 90% of the walking std no personality all about that drama queen "women" who live back in my hometown i grew up in... i learned by high school that I would have to avoid getting stuck in a relationship in that town and wait till i moved outta there

                                        worked out well

                                        1 girl who was all over me i bored her till she buzzed off... heard months later she got knocked up by some dummy. had a good laugh

                                        other one i was into as she was really cute and fun to be around but she was a little too into her alcohol and weed... forced myself to end it while still dating. cut off contact. 10 years later i get a FB req from her... accept it out of pure curiosity

                                        she got with some dude, has 2 kids now and turned from a cute petite red head with small nice cute butt into a slightly overweight 30 something now with no turn ons... not cute at all... ended up addicted to heroin and shit wanting to be dead but eventually went to rehab and is now doing better but a complete nobody not even a job

                                        poor guy in his pics with her no facial expressions ever

                                        glad i was smart in that trash town
                                        Wow what town is this, Little Haiti?
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                                        • jts1207
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 12-15-16
                                          • 8011

                                          #21
                                          Obvious Hurry troll.....he claims to be a sex trafficking investigator now lol. Can't make this shit up.
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                                          • MinnesotaFats
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-18-10
                                            • 14758

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BigdaddyQH
                                            Anyone who has to use an escort service has got to be the saddest most desperate fool around. You can't get a woman for free? How sad is that? How ugly can you be? How stupid can you be?
                                            No no no

                                            1- it's cheaper than a date
                                            2- its guaranteed
                                            3- shes a 10
                                            4- theres no BS

                                            I mean if you wanna sit at a bar and talk to a girl all night hoping you get laid so be it.

                                            I prefer to pick out my 10, got get fukked up, watch my bets cash, go home and leave the door unlocked knowing Kayla or Rissa (19, 23) are coming over after they're done bartending, and they're going to wake me up like a champion!
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                                            • dlowilly
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-09-16
                                              • 13862

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                              No no no

                                              1- it's cheaper than a date
                                              2- its guaranteed
                                              3- shes a 10
                                              4- theres no BS

                                              I mean if you wanna sit at a bar and talk to a girl all night hoping you get laid so be it.

                                              I prefer to pick out my 10, got get fukked up, watch my bets cash, go home and leave the door unlocked knowing Kayla or Rissa (19, 23) are coming over after they're done bartending, and they're going to wake me up like a champion!
                                              Pics of Kayla and Rissa would be helpful
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                                              • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-15-12
                                                • 21746

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                Pics of Kayla and Rissa would be helpful
                                                Kayla


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                                                • dlowilly
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-09-16
                                                  • 13862

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                                  Kayla


                                                  I would probably still take her over one of Kraken's fat ass ugly nurses who isn't holding a beer
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                                                  • KVB
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                    • 74817

                                                    #26
                                                    lmao Philly.

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                                                    • dlowilly
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-09-16
                                                      • 13862

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                                      Kayla


                                                      Looks like closing time so I guess she's headed to Minnesotafats' place for some extra cash
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                                                      • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-23-13
                                                        • 13017

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jts1207
                                                        Obvious Hurry troll.....he claims to be a sex trafficking investigator now lol. Can't make this shit up.
                                                        obsessed bitch, you are my bitch

                                                        say my name

                                                        following around like a bitch

                                                        craving my cokk in your mouth

                                                        fuckkin sodomite
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                                                        • MinnesotaFats
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-18-10
                                                          • 14758

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
                                                          Kayla


                                                          No pics guys these are good girls and they are 10s
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                                                          • ThaTopMoron
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 04-30-10
                                                            • 27020

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                            Wow what town is this, Little Haiti?
                                                            pretty close, Millersburg Ohio

                                                            some of the 18 year old amish girls around the 3-4 k population are hotter than the trailer trash girls who are just looking to get hooked up and paid by getting preggo
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                                                            • Baraldsson
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 05-18-19
                                                              • 514

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BigdaddyQH
                                                              Anyone who has to use an escort service has got to be the saddest most desperate fool around. You can't get a woman for free? How sad is that? How ugly can you be? How stupid can you be?
                                                              Like George Costanza once said, why pay for a parking space when you know if you just apply yourself you most likely can get it for free.
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                                                              • jts1207
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 12-15-16
                                                                • 8011

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                                                obsessed bitch, you are my bitch

                                                                say my name

                                                                following around like a bitch

                                                                craving my cokk in your mouth

                                                                fuckkin sodomite
                                                                Hurry....does your new friends no about you calling hookers and raping your ODd friend or are you saving that for later
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                                                                • nyplayer33
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 09-27-06
                                                                  • 8303

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Feel up titties that others have came on..ewwwww
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                                                                  • The Kraken
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 12-25-11
                                                                    • 28918

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by nyplayer33
                                                                    Feel up titties that others have came on..ewwwww
                                                                    Um, you’re aware all those girls you’re dating have had their titties *** on as well right? Its not just escorts that are sexually active
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