Funny update for you guys - UBER woman

[eaglesfan371]

She hits me up nonstop lately. Going out a lot recently and she’s taking me out for my birthday this weekend. She’s 29 I’m 25 now. She asked me last night if I’m seeing anyone else and keeps asking to come over. Not entering into any commitment while unemployed since I could move but if I get hired in the area, decent chance we could become official. She’s Latina, submissive but has a bit of an anger side to her (supposedly). Sounds a bit crazy but hey that’s what I’m used to, will keep me from getting bored like most women become.

TLDR dating a woman who I gave an Uber ride to in the fall and hooked up with.

[eaglesfan371]

HUAD -aka the hotshot drug addict
“Nobody fukking cares you fukking
cuck”

Mikejamm - aka the wife beater
“You fukking suck you POS nobody cares you fuk hope someone kills you”

USC - aka the “I’m the cool guy of SBR”
(After 4-5 comments) you never cease to amaze Eagles, keep trying you’ll fit in one day, good jokes so far boys

Shari - aka the female leader
“Shut the fuk up you wacko. I’m shocked anyone would let u stick your crazy dik in them! Continue with your useless posts I will end you if I’m approved.”

Everyone else
“Nobody cares”

Thanks everyone, love you guys.

[big joe 1212]

An angry Latina

What could go wrong?

[eaglesfan371]

An angry Latina

What could go wrong?

Dated a bipolar one for 2 years. Still alive. The anger-filled make up sex often was great.

My closest friends tell me I date the worst women and I would probably agree. Don’t want to get bored or have someone who always agrees.

[jjgold]

good one guy

your a winner man

[DiggityDaggityDo]

HUAD -aka the hotshot drug addict
“Nobody fukking cares you fukking
cuck”

Mikejamm - aka the wife beater
“You fukking suck you POS nobody cares you fuk hope someone kills you”

USC - aka the “I’m the cool guy of SBR”
(After 4-5 comments) you never cease to amaze Eagles, keep trying you’ll fit in one day, good jokes so far boys

Shari - aka the female leader
“Shut the fuk up you wacko. I’m shocked anyone would let u stick your crazy dik in them! Continue with your useless posts I will end you if I approved.”

Everyone else
“Nobody cares”

Thanks everyone, love you guys.

You took all the fun out of it.

[eaglesfan371]

good one guy

your a winner man

See I’d rather be a winner in gambling though in my current situation. Awful past week, lost $2700. Even for past 3 weeks but don’t want my weekly dose of luck going to this potential romance.

[jtoler]

your stories are top notch keep em coming

[eaglesfan371]

your stories are top notch keep em coming

See my friends agree, I’ll be going to a comedy club soon to give it a go. Been practicing. Mix of relating to the audience while also sharing awful stories of myself. Ended up in the hospital numerous times during college, all hilarious stories.

[pablo222]

Let me know if you are going to be at Wise Crackers Comedy.

[thetrinity]

Dated a bipolar one for 2 years. Still alive. The anger-filled make up sex often was great.

My closest friends tell me I date the worst women and I would probably agree. Don’t want to get bored or have someone who always agrees.

Try being married to a latina

[JIBBBY]

She's got a job and an income go for it and good luck. She even has a car Uber driving so that's a win also these days if she's half way decent looking and still in her 20's!!!

[juicername]

Nobody cares. Saloon this garbage.

[WvGambler]

I'm happy for ya

[eaglesfan371]

I'm happy for ya

Thanks WV hope all is well. One day WV will have sportsbetting again. At least bitcoin is surging.

[mikejamm]

This fuk’in loser try’in to do comedy, that’s a joke unto itself. I’d actually pay to watch your dumb ass get booed off the stage. Can’t wait for your story about how your angry Latina uber skank cuts your balls off and shoves them in your mouth.

[kidcudi92]

who let this stupid fukk back

saloon

[shadymcgrady]

Pics or it never happened

[TheMetsSuck]

Cool story Hansel!

[Cuse0323]

Where’s the funny part? At least me and Mike can agree on something.

[Sanity Check]

I like your hustle, Eaglesfan371.

[dlowilly]

Cool story Hansel!

[eaglesfan371]

We’re going out to an edm club tomorrow night with a few friends and she staying the night at my place. Told her to bring her toys to enhance the experience for her which she said she will.

It’s my birthday weekend...going to try and get her to wear the buttplug tomorrow night so her ass will be ready when we get home at 3am. At a minimum, some orgasm denial with a vibrator while we’re driving to the club.

My ex told me I’m too sexual and I focus too much on sex so there is that. She seems similar though so hopefully she can keep up. Plus she’s a submissive + masochist.

[shari91]

I don’t need to be “approved” to “end you”. If I felt you warranted being banned I’d do it (with a smile).

However we get a government grant for every obviously challenged person we allow to post here... your horseshit is paying for the actual gamblers to enjoy lovely drinks and food at the next Bash so dribble on brother

[eaglesfan371]

I don’t need to be “approved” to “end you”. If I felt you warranted being banned I’d do it (with a smile).

However we get a government grant for every obviously challenged person we allow to post here... your horseshit is paying for the actual gamblers to enjoy lovely drinks and food at the next Bash so dribble on brother

See?! I’m glad we can finally agree my posts get views! They bring the angry mob and allow the forum to vent their anger towards someone. It’s a win win.

Views = higher google rating
Views = more sponsorship value
Views = more money for SBR

[Eddy Munny]

HUAD -aka the hotshot drug addict
“Nobody fukking cares you fukking
cuck”

Mikejamm - aka the wife beater
“You fukking suck you POS nobody cares you fuk hope someone kills you”

USC - aka the “I’m the cool guy of SBR”
(After 4-5 comments) you never cease to amaze Eagles, keep trying you’ll fit in one day, good jokes so far boys

Shari - aka the female leader
“Shut the fuk up you wacko. I’m shocked anyone would let u stick your crazy dik in them! Continue with your useless posts I will end you if I’m approved.”

Everyone else
“Nobody cares”

Thanks everyone, love you guys.

Do me... Do me next!

(an impression of, that is)

[captrobey]

We’re going out to an edm club tomorrow night with a few friends and she staying the night at my place. Told her to bring her toys to enhance the experience for her which she said she will.

It’s my birthday weekend...going to try and get her to wear the buttplug tomorrow night so her ass will be ready when we get home at 3am. At a minimum, some orgasm denial with a vibrator while we’re driving to the club.

My ex told me I’m too sexual and I focus too much on sex so there is that. She seems similar though so hopefully she can keep up. Plus she’s a submissive + masochist.

Happy Birthday have a good weekend .

[eaglesfan371]

Happy Birthday have a good weekend .

Thanks Capt, hope you get a run going or a nice vacation together for you and your wife.

[allabout the $$$]

We’re going out to an edm club tomorrow night with a few friends and she staying the night at my place. Told her to bring her toys to enhance the experience for her which she said she will.

It’s my birthday weekend... Im going to wear the buttplug tomorrow night so my ass will be ready when we get home at 3am. At a minimum, some orgasm denial with a vibrator while we’re driving to the club.

My ex told me I’m too sexual and I focus too much on sex so there is that. She seems similar though so hopefully she can keep up. Plus she’s a submissive + masochist.

Fixed!

[captrobey]

Thanks Capt, hope you get a run going or a nice vacation together for you and your wife.

It would be nice lol . Actually harder do a vacation far because of her surgery . But was thinking of something closer this year either Gettysburg or West Virginia specifically Point Pleasant . Gettysburg has lotsa ghosts and PP has Mothman .

[Bostongambler]

Fixed!

Hahahaha

[HurryUpAndDrink]

lol no chance this clown scores any good pussy

never seen a bigger bitch fraud than Justin Cruise from the RX

[Pinoy-T-X]

Pictures or it didn’t happen

[KVB]

...However we get a government grant for every obviously challenged person we allow to post here...

Guy definitely has reading comprehension problems, and seems to be fixated on me.

Not sure why.

I must have missed something this week.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Guy definitely has reading comprehension problems, and seems to be fixated on me.

Not sure why.

I must have missed something this week.

Apparently God has bad reading comprehension too!

Keep praying for an helicopter to land on eaglecuck's forehead... and nothing

Bearded asshole (I say this with love and affection lol dont strike me down) wont even give him the measles