i picked up a crackhead possible hooker

[cincinnatikid513]

dis regard

[cincinnatikid513]

this

[cincinnatikid513]

nonsense

[cincinnatikid513]

embarrassing

[Cuse0323]

Unreal. You better at least get off after this fiasco. Thinking about spending all my money on whores. Guess they’re all over down here.

[cincinnatikid513]

sad

[cincinnatikid513]

pathetic

[louisvillekid]

this is,not going well zhes nuts

Just remember to be kind today to her.

[cincinnatikid513]

disaster

[cincinnatikid513]

yes

[JohnnyD4916]

Come on you can do it.

[cincinnatikid513]

horrible

[cincinnatikid513]

Come on you can do it.

lost my mind

[cincinnatikid513]

yadayada yada

[cincinnatikid513]

im joining the monastery

[sweep]

[BrickJames]

Why did you edit out the whole story?

Shit was funny

[Bostongambler]

What did the tranny hooker that you slept with look like?

[Auto Donk]

dis regard

good news and bad news....

first, the bad: you probably caught at least one v.d.

second, the good: it really doesn't matter, as we have naval aviators like "Maverick" and "Iceman" out there itching to blow alien aircraft out of the sky, despite the fact that these fukkin' aliens are clearly technologically superior to our asses and can probably destroy the whole fukkin' planet with the flip of a switch.....

mav and goose and ice and that other dumb fukker..... climate change isn't going to kill the earth, these hillbilly, wingman-desserting mother fukkin' cowboys are going to do it for us.....

[jts1207]

Why deleted LOLOL

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Damn... I missed a good thread here.

Anybody got the cliff notes?

[Bostongambler]

Damn... I missed a good thread here.

Anybody got the cliff notes?

I missed it as well Diggity, but something in regards to cinncy banging a tranny guy.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I missed it as well Diggity, but something in regards to cinncy banging a tranny guy.

Anybody got the cliff notes?

[BrickJames]

Damn... I missed a good thread here.

Anybody got the cliff notes?

Guy picked up a crackhead hooker with 4 half breed kids and a black pimp.

He takes her to the hotel and watches her pipe up, then let's her use his phone to call her black pimp and gives him the address of the hotel they are at.

That's when OP finally starts sobering up and kicks her out of the room and checks out.

Goes home and rubs one out.

The end.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Thanks Brick.

Not as exciting as I had thought.

CincyKid, glad you are still with us though.

[BrickJames]

Fun stuff on the board at 5am

[USCPHILLYGUY]

I have the full report if anyone needs it. Was interesting breakfast reading material

[Auto Donk]

hardly world championship material.....

get back to your base/roots:

[USCPHILLYGUY]

I concur with Donker was borderline sad. That was the general consensus a PHL terminal B anyway.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I have the full report if anyone needs it. Was interesting breakfast reading material

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Brick about got it all. Said she looked like some actress minus 24 teeth. $40 was for the “babysitter” but she buys meth with it. Starts freaking out after smoking and cinci like the knight in shining armor he is, comforts her & tells her everything will be ok, big poppa is here. She uses his phone to call ”baby sitter” and cinci finally puts one & one together and asks her to leave. He immediately checks out of hotel and while driving throws his phone out of window thinking the “babysitter” might be able to track his every move. $150 for hotel room, $40 for babysitter $15 for condoms, whole experience PRICELESS as they say.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Good shit.

[jtoler]

sucks I was too late to read before the edits, cincy tells great stories

[brooks85]

sucks I was too late to read before the edits, cincy tells great stories

idk, you do a great job too


tell us again how gravity doesn't affect water...

[eaglesfan371]

I concur with Donker was borderline sad. That was the general consensus a PHL terminal B anyway.

I will be flying out of PHL to Vegas later this month. We will fight during boarding. Loser misses their flight.