Should he decide to forego his individual cell......

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the warden will give him a key to the cell block BBC fantasy suite.....




stupid mother fukker lives on a farm, grew up on a farm, and still didn't see a goddam tractor on the side of the road, tuling along at typical tractor speed........

Prince Farming????

more like Prince Pick Up The Soap............


sad lookin' mother fukker, from 25 whores ready to bang his brains out on The Bachelor to a goddam jail cell:

[darrell74]

Who is this?

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safe to say this pretty boy farmer will not be surrounded by pussy in the can, but rather WILL BE the pussy in the can.....

he's being sentenced to up to 2 years today (a great plea deal) after getting wasted and killing an old farmer on a tractor..... plowed into the guy's tractor and killed the old fuk almost instantly.... then fled the scene of the accident.....;

should be getting 20 yrs, not two.....

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Jeezus.... just took a moment to actually look into the eyes of each of those crazy whores surrounding this punk mother fukker in that photograph.....

talk about f'n crazy eyes..... every fukkin' one of em.....

no wonder he decided to drink heavily every damn day and kill people after dealing with those whores.........

[darrell74]

I don't know who that guy is, but if he railed all those hotties, well good for him.

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I don't know who that guy is, but if he railed all those hotties, well good for him.

full scope of the "hotties", more accurately described as "desperate crazy whores who all instantly fell in love with this mother drunken farmer mother fukker" on the lamest show in television history, "The bachelor"....






to add insult to injury, the dumb mother fukker -- a shy farmer -- only nailed 1 or 2 of these skanks above over the whole fukkin' season.... the crew keeps tabs on each of these kahksticks, and somewhere you can see their stats as to how many each of em nailed.... the record is six 1/2 (apparently f'd six, got only a hummer from one), set by this mother fukker:


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given that he had to curb ten of em on the first night, not bad stats...

safe to say, I'd reverse train the ten I was letting go on the first night, sealing up the record on night one.....

[bobbywaves]

Sentence delayed:

https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/21/ex-bachelor-chris-soules-sentenced-fatal-car-crash-case/

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send this Prince Farming fuk to d.c., let him run over pelosi and schumer as they walk back to the hill after gettin' tossed the fuk outta trump's office....