I sold my mother's house today!

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  • JoeCool20
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    • 05-31-18
    • 4440

    #1
    I sold my mother's house today!
    Just went and broke my back getting all the shit out of it.

    It was supposed to be split between my twin brother and me, but he died, so I get it all.

    PLEASE SPECIAL EDDY MUNNY! PLEASE TELL ME I AM LYING!

    It ain't gon do no good. I'm 16 beers in.

    Just figured I'd "Goose the retard" for some of y'all who are infatuated with me!

    ED got mail. Ed got mail. Ed got mail. LOL Say something about my family Ed. come on!!

    Ed got mail. Ed got mail, Ed got mail. Ed got mail.

  • JoeCool20
    SBR MVP
    • 05-31-18
    • 4440

    #2
    I love you Mama.


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    • JoeCool20
      SBR MVP
      • 05-31-18
      • 4440

      #3
      I'm going to fukin bed.
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      • bobbywaves
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-06-08
        • 13280

        #4
        Originally posted by JoeCool20
        I'm going to fukin bed.
        Since you just sold Mom's house, I assume you're currently homeless sleeping on the streets.
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        • romecloneout
          SBR MVP
          • 02-06-11
          • 2243

          #5
          you a weirdo
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          • firedawg
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            • 10-08-08
            • 39219

            #6
            Issues
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              not cool, joe......


              WHO'S BASEMENT YOU GONNA LIVE IN NOW?!?!?!?!
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              • Bostongambler
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                • 02-01-08
                • 35581

                #8
                Put it all on black.
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                • pablo222
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                  • 01-03-19
                  • 8858

                  #9
                  Wow Joe. Congrats.
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                  • HurryUpAndDrink
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                    • 08-23-13
                    • 13017

                    #10
                    Blowjob is rich now?
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                    • pablo222
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                      • 01-03-19
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                      Blowjob is rich now?
                      For a few weeks, until he donate it to the casinos.
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                      • Auto Donk
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                        • 09-03-13
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                        #12
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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bobbywaves
                          Since you just sold Mom's house, I assume you're currently homeless sleeping on the streets.
                          Not everybody lives in Mom's basement like you do waves, but then again only a small portion of the population suffers from the mental handicaps that you do.

                          It's ok, the more you reach out and connect, the more you'll learn about the world. You'll get there guy, just give it time.

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                          • jtoler
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                            • 12-17-13
                            • 30967

                            #14
                            hopefully with the proceeds from the sale joe can start paying you guys back and clean up some of this debt
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                            • franklee168
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                              • 03-06-11
                              • 5544

                              #15
                              How much money we talking about here Joe?
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                              • cubswin
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 10-28-09
                                • 918

                                #16
                                Was it Park Place or Boardwalk ?
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                                • pablo222
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                                  • 01-03-19
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by cubswin
                                  Was it Park Place or Boardwalk ?
                                  More like Baltic.
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                                  • bobbywaves
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-06-08
                                    • 13280

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by KVB
                                    Not everybody lives in Mom's basement like you do waves
                                    Simply prove your ignorant statement chump, then I'll promptly ship you 20k broke dikk.

                                    Still can't figure out the avatar thing huh, understandable for a low IQ guy.
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                                    • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                      • 03-11-11
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pablo222
                                      More like Baltic.
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                                      • JoeCool20
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-31-18
                                        • 4440

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by KVB
                                        Not everybody lives in Mom's basement like you do waves, but then again only a small portion of the population suffers from the mental handicaps that you do.

                                        It's ok, the more you reach out and connect, the more you'll learn about the world. You'll get there guy, just give it time.

                                        The BabyWaves dude is just a stupid mouth runner.


                                        The time and energy he spends running around making rude, stupid, and childish posts like a 4th grader is INCREDIBLE!
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                                        • gauchojake
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                                          • 09-17-10
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                                          #21
                                          Wait your twin brother who wasn't your ghost account mysteriously died?????
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                                          • JoeCool20
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-31-18
                                            • 4440

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by gauchojake
                                            Wait your twin brother who wasn't your ghost account mysteriously died?????
                                            Huh?
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                                            • jts1207
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-15-16
                                              • 8011

                                              #23
                                              I'm sure your mom is proud. She's dead and you're bragging about what you made.

                                              I'm sure you're a big timer now. You'll fit in well with the forum losers.
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                                              • JoeCool20
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 05-31-18
                                                • 4440

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jts1207
                                                I'm sure your mom is proud. She's dead and you're bragging about what you made.


                                                LOL That is the dumbest thing I have EVER seen posted on here dude!

                                                If your mother had enough money to own her own house, then what the fuk would you do with it when she dies?
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                                                • shadymcgrady
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                                                  • 02-27-12
                                                  • 10036

                                                  #25
                                                  Pay your debts stiff
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                                                  • jts1207
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 12-15-16
                                                    • 8011

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                                    LOL That is the dumbest thing I have EVER seen posted on here dude!

                                                    If your mother had enough money to own her own house, then what the fuk would you do with it when she dies?
                                                    I would go to an anonymous gambling foum and claim how much money I'm worth.

                                                    Unlike you your parents worked for their money.

                                                    You're a life loser praying for handouts

                                                    Get a job clown.
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                                                    • Chi_archie
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-22-08
                                                      • 63172

                                                      #27
                                                      sorry to hear about your mother JC

                                                      i'm sure it was quite an emotional day

                                                      also, just so many time consuming details and people to deal with in home sales.


                                                      good luck going forward
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                                                      • JoeCool20
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                                                        • 05-31-18
                                                        • 4440

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                        sorry to hear about your mother JC

                                                        i'm sure it was quite an emotional day

                                                        also, just so many time consuming details and people to deal with in home sales.


                                                        good luck going forward

                                                        Thanks man! I've said it before! For every couple of childish idiots on here that have nothing better to do than

                                                        follow me around a sports chat board like a lovesick schoolgirl, there is always a mature individual like you

                                                        that has some sense and compassion!
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                                                        • JoeCool20
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-31-18
                                                          • 4440

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jts1207
                                                          I would go to an anonymous gambling foum and claim how much money I'm worth.
                                                          LOL Now that makes your other post in 2nd place! Now THIS is the dumbest post that I have EVER seen posted on here!


                                                          In your own words, the forum is "anonymous"!! So why the fuk would you "claim how much money you are worth."


                                                          if NOBODY knows who you are on here you imbecilic moron?! LOL DUMBEST thing I have EVER heard on here!
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                                                          • JIBBBY
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 12-10-09
                                                            • 83686

                                                            #30
                                                            Selling houses on the Monopoly board.. Had to laugh at those posts above..

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                                                            • Eddy Munny
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                                                              • 08-13-13
                                                              • 15769

                                                              #31
                                                              Joe's mother worked her tail off giving oral and handies on the local bus stop circuit to acquire that house, and now her illegitimate son just inherits it without lifting a finger? What a lucky guy indeed.

                                                              I'll give him credit where due though, it was very thoughtful of him to christen his first SBR handle "Blowjoe" as a homage to his mother and her tireless community work.

                                                              Of course by "community work" I mean oral sex and handjobs at area bus stops.
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                                                              • JoeCool20
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 05-31-18
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                                Selling houses on the Monopoly board.. Had to laugh at those posts above..



                                                                LOL Yeah, I guess those idiots think that my mom died in the middle of a Monopoly game or something!
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                                                                • Eddy Munny
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                                                  LOL Yeah, I guess those idiots think that my mom died in the middle of a Monopoly game or something!
                                                                  No, they think you come from a long line of brokedikk fukks who stampede through the Dollar Tree on Black Fridays.
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                                                                  • JIBBBY
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                                    • 83686

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                                                    LOL Yeah, I guess those idiots think that my mom died in the middle of a Monopoly game or something!
                                                                    Never fun when mom dies.. That's not a laughing matter.. I'll be selling my moms stuff one day like you, my mom is in her 80's now.. I don't look forward to that day but I know it's coming..

                                                                    Just don't blow the house money on gambling.. When ever coming into a big chunk of cash it's a natural instinct to wanna spend it and buy yourself pretty things.. Try to invest it instead.
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                                                                    • JoeCool20
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 05-31-18
                                                                      • 4440

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                                      Never fun when mom dies.. That's not a laughing matter.. I'll be selling my moms stuff one day like you, my mom is in her 80's now.. I don't look forward to that day but I know it's coming..

                                                                      Just don't blow the house money on gambling.. When ever coming into a big chunk of cash it's a natural instinct to wanna spend it and buy yourself pretty things.. Try to invest it instead.

                                                                      Great advice. Thank you! I'm going to give most of it to my family.


                                                                      I've already been investing my own money for years, and I got more than I could ever spend.
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