If you owned a McDonalds

[eaglesfan371]

FunnyB General manager - cool calm and collected guy, means business though

2dabank & Jibby as assistant managers, the main managers who work OT and deal with the bullshit customers

Sammyincharge team leader of front / drive thru guy, not manager but knows everything there is about running the joint and very friendly with customers - he got his wife's # from asking when she drove thru the drive thru

Chuckythegoat - team leader of kitchen and order preparer, another cool calm collected individual

Joecool - burger cooker

Bigbear front counter cashier / common area cleaner / kid night clown/magician/Mcdonald

HUAD scrubbing toilets and dropping fries into the fryer, the employee begging coworkers for small loans to get his fix for the week


Autodonk, assistant manager, fired for sexual references to customer when she ordered a milkshake and he mistook her order for wanting to argue her milkshake brings the boys to the yard but he argued his **** do better.

Reigle, cook, fired for coming in late and drunk

[jts1207]

FunnyB General manager - cool calm and collected guy, means business though

2dabank & Jibby as assistant managers, the main managers who work OT and deal with the bullshit customers

Sammyincharge team leader of front / drive thru guy, not manager but knows everything there is about running the joint and very friendly with customers - he got his wife's # from asking when she drove thru the drive thru

Chuckythegoat - team leader of kitchen and order preparer, another cool calm collected individual

Joecool - burger cooker

Bigbear front counter cashier / common area cleaner

HUAD scrubbing toilets and dropping fries into the fryer, the employee begging coworkers for small loans to get his fix for the week

I'd actually hire HUAD to panhandle outside Burger King ( something he's good at)....to send more biz to McDs

[eaglesfan371]

I'd actually hire HUAD to panhandle outside Burger King ( something he's good at)....to send more biz to McDs

Burger king > Mcdonald's though

Burger king more creative with their menu and do not try and fake "we are healthy"

[Auto Donk]

first thing i'd do is ban all trannies/crossdressers.... that includes your ass, tittyboiwarrior....

we've all seen what these lowlife mother fukkers can do to a mcdonalds.....

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Burger king > Mcdonald's though

Burger king more creative with their menu and do not try and fake "we are healthy"

Why don't you go fukk your mother you inbred faggott?

That way you can spawn some EaglesCuck Jr. even more retarded than you so we can mock him after the Stanley Cup final, since you are leaving tail thucked between your meat curtains


Fuckin fraudster

[jts1207]

Why don't you go fukk your mother you inbred faggott?

That way you can spawn some EaglesCuck Jr. even more retarded than you so we can mock him after the Stanley Cup final, since you are leaving tail thucked between your meat curtains


Fuckin fraudster

Hurry....you're the scum of the forum. You can't talk shit to anybody.

[unlearn]

Eaglesfan would definitely be my door dash guy

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Hurry....you're the scum of the forum. You can't talk shit to anybody.

and yet, posters respect me 20 times more than you. Tell me scumbag troll, how does that feel?

[jts1207]

and yet, posters respect me 20 times more than you. Tell me scumbag troll, how does that feel?

Nobody respects you. Even cried with 0 response on your pick thread lol

[jts1207]

Guys a 30+ year old beggar asking for respect. LMAO

[MinnesotaFats]

Good luck with that. Not sure you will pass their strict standards for franchise owner.

I think they are 100% corporate owned....?

[darrell74]

How many McDonald’s employees do you think have a strong work ethic and a iq above 90?

Maybe lucky and a few teenagers but any adult working at McDonald’s you can pretty much guarantee is either really dumb, really lazy, prob both.

Wrong.
Some are felons that can't get good jobs.

Have more respect for fast food employees than many. They work hard.
Legit people that grind.

[eaglesfan371]

I think they are 100% corporate owned....?

The corporation owns like 10% of restaurants, the rest are franchises that pay 12.5% of gross sales to the corporation. Think there is an entry franchise fee as well.

[captrobey]

and yet, posters respect me 20 times more than you. Tell me scumbag troll, how does that feel?

I think your neato. Sometimes- when i play with my action figures the one next to Optimus Prime is always you.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

I think your neato. Sometimes- when i play with my action figures the one next to Optimus Prime is always you.

you meant Optional Prime right?

[captrobey]

you meant Optional Prime right?

No he is in the Batman outfit.

[ttwarrior1]

[pablo222]

I went to high school with a guy who now owns 2 McDs franchises. He was a little overweight and got up to 400+lbs by mid 20s. Then he got the gastric bypass and got down to 220ish. Now he is close to 500 lbs. That is all I have to say about that.

[Big Bear]

who on sbr would be your employees

Manager, etc etc

manager- seaweed
Fry guy- Smoke
Fry guy #2 Kid Cudi
Burger flipper dude- Auto Donk
Chicken Nugget Speciailist- Rangefinder
Cash Register #1 - LT profits
Cash Register #2 -Rickhaus
Cash Register #3 - Duckshit
Cash Register #4 firedawg
Drive Through Guy- Booya

Mascot- Cincinnati Kid


Janitor- Steve Nash

[Seaweed]

manager- seaweed
Fry guy- Smoke
Fry guy #2 Kid Cudi
Burger flipper dude- Auto Donk
Chicken Nugget Speciailist- Rangefinder
Cash Register #1 - LT profits
Cash Register #2 -Rickhaus
Cash Register #3 - Duckshit
Cash Register #4 firedawg
Drive Through Guy- Booya

Mascot- Cincinnati Kid


Janitor- Steve Nash

That

[DiggityDaggityDo]

manager- seaweed
Fry guy- Smoke
Fry guy #2 Kid Cudi
Burger flipper dude- Auto Donk
Chicken Nugget Speciailist- Rangefinder
Cash Register #1 - LT profits
Cash Register #2 -Rickhaus
Cash Register #3 - Duckshit
Cash Register #4 firedawg
Drive Through Guy- Booya

Mascot- Cincinnati Kid


Janitor- Steve Nash

Bear, are the restrooms clean?

I need to take a shit.

[Seaweed]

Bear, are the restrooms clean?

I need to take a shit.

As manager, Diggity we are closed

[DiggityDaggityDo]

As manager, Diggity we are closed

Ok Weeder.

I’ll take my services to Burger King.

[MinnesotaFats]

The corporation owns like 10% of restaurants, the rest are franchises that pay 12.5% of gross sales to the corporation. Think there is an entry franchise fee as well.

Just following up, this was in reference to the Chic Fil A comment or Portillos comment, neither franchise.

McDonalds does, of course.

[thechaoz]

jjgold

He can manage the restaurant, cut the grass, paint the building and fix the fences all at the same time he posts every 2 minutes in Players Talk.

And just drinks water, and meets Ronny behind the dumpster for quickies.

[thechaoz]

manager- seaweed
Fry guy- Smoke
Fry guy #2 Kid Cudi
Burger flipper dude- Auto Donk
Chicken Nugget Speciailist- Rangefinder
Cash Register #1 - LT profits
Cash Register #2 -Rickhaus
Cash Register #3 - Duckshit
Cash Register #4 firedawg
Drive Through Guy- Booya

Mascot- Cincinnati Kid


Janitor- Steve Nash

I can't help but notice you listed the low end of the IQ spectrum for all your positions. Excellent strategy for Fast food or followers of a church.