No internet for 3days! Just found a spot in my living room that gets 1 bar of service

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Life tough enough without being mad and negative all the time. Peace and love to all. Want us all to win. Except mikejamm. He can rot as a paraplegic in a wheelchair for all I care.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Mike gets mad at handicapped people when they park in the regular spots

mikejam was born so angry he came out and whipped the nurses with his own umbilical noose

[JoeCool20]

LOL What did he do to people?

[Cuse0323]

Mike gets mad at handicapped people when they park in the regular spots

Perfect.

[Cuse0323]

mikejam was born so angry he came out and whipped the nurses with his own umbilical noose

Then he slapped his mama for not aborting him. Guy could win the lotto and would just bitch and moan about the taxes.

[Cuse0323]

LOL What did he do to people?

He’s just a miserable soul. Mad about the white privilege he was born with. Liberal cuck who begs for points then calls other people broke dicks.

[JoeCool20]

LOL

[clockwise1965]

I can think of worse things that could happen to you.

[unde0087]

Joe, you might be the only one I have said this to ever. But you might be one that just kept the $100 so you could pay your bills. Going pro but still be broke as shit does you know good. No internet on your phone wtf, it is 2019. Only on SBR

[JayLA]

I pass this to you, my friend.

I remember netzero back In the day

[JoeCool20]

Joe, you might be the only one I have said this to ever. But you might be one that just kept the $100 so you could pay your bills. Going pro but still be broke as shit does you know good. No internet on your phone wtf, it is 2019. Only on SBR

LOL Sorry that a few of you read this and "assumed" that I was broke! That's not the case.


You know what they say about assuming things!

[HurryUpAndDrink]

LOL Sorry that a few of you read this and "assumed" that I was broke! That's not the case.


You know what they say about assuming things!

what do they say blow?

[mikejamm]

Life tough enough without being mad and negative all the time. Peace and love to all. Want us all to win. Except mikejamm. He can rot as a paraplegic in a wheelchair for all I care.

Go scrub a shit filled toilet, loser. You’re so fuk’in far on the bottom rung of life, you gotta clean up shit for a living! Keep that shit clean, felon boy!

[mikejamm]

mikejam was born so angry he came out and whipped the nurses with his own umbilical noose

Lol, this coming from a broke dik coke head fried loser who bums money on other forums and has the nerve to start a thread about stiffs

You’re so fuk’in pathetic, a stray dog doesn’t even want to be around you!

How’s it feel mud hut boy to know Shari has your fuk’in balls on a shelf and can banish your stupid ass in an instant, so you keep your lips firmly pressed up against her ass just so you can exist here, you asswipe bottom feeder.

[Eddy Munny]

Blowjob (JoeCool20) shouldn't even have thread starting privileges... look no further than his last two masterpieces for illustration. He starts a thread about how his Rockets ticket (12 betpoints) is in dire straits right out of the gate, then somewhere down the line humblebrags about how his worry was justified i.e. "I said it was no good and I was right."

I mean what kind of retard loses a game and still has the nerve to say "I told you so?" Furthermore, who starts a thread about a personal risk of 12 betpoints anyway? Of course the real drama was him just getting shit on by everyone until he was up to neck in it and then hitting the ejection button, which has become his calling card.

Then of course he starts this thread because we care about his internet service and the one bar he managed to unearth from the corner of his mobile home, like some crack fiend finding that last crumb between the couch cushions. Who's he kidding anyways? The brokedikk never had internet. He just taps into the downtown library's free Wi-Fi like every other drooling, slack-jawed transient. The lost connection was just an excuse to abort the previous thread in which he was having another customary breakdown and was gobbling up his meds faster than the pharmacy could fill'em.

SBR's first gay, retarded, brokedikk ghost who also happens to be a violent sex offender with a fetish for broomstick sodomy and glory holes in porta-potties. It's a good thing he has me on ignore though, because I would hate to incur the wrath of a GRBG on the sex offender registry.

[unde0087]

LOL Sorry that a few of you read this and "assumed" that I was broke! That's not the case.


You know what they say about assuming things!

Well what should I assume from a thread that you state you had to steal internet from a neighbor then tell us the phone you have doesn't have internet? Do you still have a 1990 bag phone you have to plug into your car or what?

[mikejamm]

He’s just a miserable soul. Mad about the white privilege he was born with. Liberal cuck who begs for points then calls other people broke dicks.

Yeah, I’m so miserable. Wrong again ignorant loser fuk. Wasn’t born with shit asshole, worked my ass off for everything I’ve got and feel damn proud of it. Own 2 houses, producing rental income, eat whatever and wherever I want, fly out to rock concerts and festivals when I feel like having some fun.

You wish you had one tenth of my good life, instead you’re an on the run felon, hiding out in grandma’s basement and stealing her social security checks! Real stupid life decision making led you to where you are dip shit, scrubbing toilets at a fuk’in restaurant.

You and butt fuk bum boy Hurry douche don’t have two fuk’in cents to rub together, this forum is your lives and your miserable existence.

[Eddy Munny]

Blowjob's old phone:




Blowjob's recently upgraded phone with cutting edge technology to accommodate a second party:

[JoeCool20]

Well what should I assume from a thread that you state you had to steal internet from a neighbor then tell us the phone you have doesn't have internet? Do you still have a 1990 bag phone you have to plug into your car or what?

“Assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.”

[2daBank]

Blowjob's old phone:




Blowjob's recently upgraded phone with cutting edge technology to accommodate a second party:

Lmfao

[2daBank]

Mike gets mad at handicapped people when they park in the regular spots

Lmfao

[rake922]

Can somebody fill me in to why he had no internet for 3 days? I don't feel like reading all this crap so please help me out.

[2daBank]

LOL Sorry that a few of you read this and "assumed" that I was broke! That's not the case.


You know what they say about assuming things!

Joe, you said you didn’t get “free internet” on your phone. Most of us pay for it, think that where the confusion must lye!! Lol

[2daBank]

Can somebody fill me in to why he had no internet for 3 days? I don't feel like reading all this crap so please help me out.

Many theories on the subject. Thread has some funny post in it, worth a quick browse.

Apparently switching providers, no clue why he doesn’t have on his phone like the rest of the free world??

[JoeCool20]

Well what should I assume from a thread that you state you had to steal internet from a neighbor then tell us the phone you have doesn't have internet? Do you still have a 1990 bag phone you have to plug into your car or what?

LOL Of course my cell phone has internet! But not if I don't have my internet hooked up you goof-ball.

And you wouldn't have to "assume" any of that if you could read!

I plainly stated in the comments that I was CHANGING my internet and cable so THAT'S why I didn't have it!

Now they hooked up my new internet and cable today, so I do have it! But if you can't/don't read the comments,

and you just make wild assumptions, then you make yourself look like a fool.



And try not to blame me for it either!

[2daBank]

LOL Of course my cell phone has internet! But not if I don't have my internet hooked up you goof-ball.

And you wouldn't have to "assume" any of that if you could read!

I plainly stated in the comments that I was CHANGING my internet and cable so THAT'S why I didn't have it!

Now they hooked it up today, so I do have it! But if you can't/don't read the comments,



and you just make wild assumptions,

then you make yourself look like a fool. And try not to blame me for it either!

Most phones these days have internet without using the WiFi pal. How you use the internet when you not home? You have to stop at Starbucks everytime you wanna post? Lol

[rake922]

Most phones these days have internet without using the WiFi pal. How you use the internet when you not home? You have to stop at Starbucks everytime you wanna post? Lol

I use Ting.com as a cell phone service ... It's pretty cheap, but the more 4G internet you use, the higher the bill gets.

[2daBank]

I use Ting.com as a cell phone service ... It's pretty cheap, but the more 4G internet you use, the higher the bill gets.

That’s a bummer. I shell out for unlimited net cause if not I’d run into that problem or be out of data awful fast, lol.

[JoeCool20]

Most phones these days have internet without using the WiFi pal. How you use the internet when you not home? You have to stop at Starbucks everytime you wanna post? Lol

I use Ting.com as a cell phone service ... It's pretty cheap, but the more 4G internet you use, the higher the bill gets.

Yes, I could have used the "roaming" crap and sat here on my cell phone for three days and paid for the roaming.


And yes I can use roaming anywhere I want and pay extra for it!


But since I found the one bar of service in that one spot in my living room, I didn't have to do any of that!

[Eddy Munny]

Blowjob quoting Einstein

Psh, that's like........ Blowjob quoting Einstein

[JoeCool20]

Originally Posted by Eddy Munny
Blowjob's old phone:




Blowjob's recently upgraded phone with cutting edge technology to accommodate a second party:

Lmfao

Hey 2dabank, it didn't take Ed long did it! I thought that phone shit was pretty funny!!

I TOLD you he He will do 1 or ALL FOUR of these things when he posts!

1 Bring up something from THREE YEARS AGO that doesn't make a fuk.

2 Tell blatant lies about me including libelous statements.

3 Tell blatant lies about SBR staff.

4. Post vile disgusting lies about my deceased family.

But I forgot to include #5 on my list of things he'd say! How could I forget the gay one!

#5 He will say something gay about giving me a blowjob. LOL I don't really have anything against gays,

but I sure as HELL don't need males posting about blowjobs! LOL I HAD to block that gay shit!

[2daBank]

I seriously thought pretty much every cell plan had internet these days. Havnt heard anyone talk about “roaming” in like a decade, thought your phone just brought you internet wherever you went? Feel like we have went back to the future in this thread. Lol

[2daBank]

Hey 2dabank, it didn't take Ed long did it! I forgot to include #5 on my list of things he'd say! How could I forget the gay one!


#5 He will say something gay about giving me a blowjob. LOL I don't really have anything against gays,



but I sure as HELL don't need males posting about blowjobs! LOL I HAD to block that gay shit!

The can phones was pretty funny.

I dunno what ya’ll got going on w the man on man love or offering of love? I try to steer clear of all that.

[JoeCool20]

Or #6 Talk about my use of SBR's edit feature,


(when the first time he ever posted about that, the flaming goof-ball retarded stalker went and edited one of his OWN posts a few posts later!)

LOL Biggest "oops" dumb-ass bullshit ever done on SBR!

[Eddy Munny]

Yeah, it didn't take long for Blowjob to tip his hand and reveal that he doesn't in fact have me on ignore. He can't resist. It's just not in his mental makeup to ignore me because I own him and that's what keeps him tossing and turning at night and running to CVS for refills.

It's just a faux card he plays so he doesn't have to reply directly to me and get horsewhipped in return.