anybody read chinese? this mo fo is f'n uptight and ragin'......

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43572

    #1
    anybody read chinese? this mo fo is f'n uptight and ragin'......
    i hope he's not some chinese hacker who just stole all my shit because I opened a few of those......
  • Bostongambler
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-01-08
    • 35628

    #2
    I ordered an A-13 With no substitutions
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43572

      #3
      fortune cookie?????


      TWENTY NINE CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      YOU HAVE PENNY???????
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      • pablo222
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-03-19
        • 8865

        #4
        I clicked on one and had pork Lo mein and sesame chicken, that I never ordered, delivered to my house 15 minutes later. Was forced to pay.
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        • flyingillini
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 41222

          #5
          I live in Shenzhen 6 months a year. I can speak Chinese, what do you need help with?
          המוסד‎
          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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          • Bostongambler
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 02-01-08
            • 35628

            #6
            Originally posted by flyingillini
            I live in Shenzhen 6 months a year. I can speak Chinese, what do you need help with?
            How do you say lesbian affair in Mandarin?
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            • pablo222
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-03-19
              • 8865

              #7
              I had an old Spanish teacher that was fluent in mandarin. He is retired now. He would be willing to be the Chinese Spam Moderator.
              I can't afford to be paying for unwanted chinese delivery. Bad for my health.
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43572

                #8
                Originally posted by flyingillini
                I live in Shenzhen 6 months a year. I can speak Chinese, what do you need help with?
                you may have missed it, but some dumbass came in here last night and put up about thirty threads, all in chinese writing
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                • newton0038
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-07-07
                  • 2391

                  #9
                  If these gooks put up a link DO NOT CLICK. If u have u no doubt have malware on ur system now and sure as shit a keystroke logger. U log in to a site with a password, they got ya
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                  • The Kraken
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                    • 12-25-11
                    • 29085

                    #10
                    Guy is probably just desperate to find out who Morino is on, everyone thinks its spam
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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74866

                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                      Guy is probably just desperate to find out who Morino is on, everyone thinks its spam
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                      • thomorino
                        Restricted User
                        • 06-01-17
                        • 46053

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Kraken
                        Guy is probably just desperate to find out who Morino is on, everyone thinks its spam
                        Fuk off
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                        • The Kraken
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-25-11
                          • 29085

                          #13
                          Originally posted by thomorino
                          Fuk off
                          You need to learn how to laugh at yourself

                          You’re a shitty gambler and an even worse attorney, if you don't start finding humor in that you’ll die of a heart attack at a young age
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                          • KVB
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-29-14
                            • 74866

                            #14
                            Agreed Krackles, that was nonestly funny.

                            You could have put my name in there and I still would have laughed.

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                            • The Kraken
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-25-11
                              • 29085

                              #15
                              Originally posted by KVB
                              Agreed Krackles, that was nonestly funny.

                              You could have put my name in there and I still would have laughed.

                              Being able to laugh at ones self is important, imo. I just never see mo partaking in the back and forth, some of the locker room talk, he’s always serious. I think one of the greatest skills a person can have is the ability to banter, be fun and interesting in conversation. You’re really good at kvb, Im ok at it. And everyone that is good at it laughs at themselves when the time arises. Im always impressed with people that have “it”
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43572

                                #16
                                i've always said if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't be laughing at anyone else.....

                                actually, some other mother fukker most assuredly said it before I did, but it always stuck with me.....

                                and in my typical fashion, I tie it back to pussy by notiing that I found over the years women -- after I got to know them -- would almost always admit at some point that when they first met me, they assumed I'd be cocky due to looks/way I carried myself whatever, but almost to a "t" they would all say, but after I got to know you, and your self-deprecating humor, my first impression was way off.....

                                self-deprecation can indeed score high marks with the women......


                                note to JJ: this does not mean whip out your schshort (opposite of schlong) for a laugh expecting to get laid..... all women have their limitations -- SIZE limitations -- and your tiny junk doesn't meet any of them.....
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                                • thomorino
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 06-01-17
                                  • 46053

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by The Kraken

                                  You need to learn how to laugh at yourself

                                  You’re a shitty gambler and an even worse attorney, if you don't start finding humor in that you’ll die of a heart attack at a young age
                                  Fuk off
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                                  • JaimeMiro
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-14-17
                                    • 2515

                                    #18
                                    What's the deal with these Chinese threads?!

                                    Spaming players talk and moderator won't do nothing about it/ sleeping
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                                    • byronbb
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-13-08
                                      • 3067

                                      #19
                                      probably a bot
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                                      • shadymcgrady
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-27-12
                                        • 10036

                                        #20
                                        Just click on it and enter your social security number and date of birth
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                                        • jtoler
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 12-17-13
                                          • 30982

                                          #21
                                          thanks trump
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                                          • ThaTopMoron
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                                            • 04-30-10
                                            • 27023

                                            #22
                                            harden a chicken shit bitch in the 4th q like lebrick
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                                            • bonzaii
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 07-07-17
                                              • 5002

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by shadymcgrady
                                              Just click on it and enter your social security number and date of birth
                                              Might as well throw in your passport and phone number too.
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43572

                                                #24
                                                I photo copied my junk and sent it to the guy.......


                                                just to make ttwarrior jealous
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                                                • eaglesfan371
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-08-19
                                                  • 4079

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  I photo copied my junk and sent it to the guy.......


                                                  just to make ttwarrior jealous
                                                  Do you ever post plays or discuss sports? All you do 24/7/365 is talk about sex. Have you ever thought, maybe you’re a sex addict? It is better to be a well rounded individual whereas all you seem to offer is sex. Sure, you’re a sex god according to yourself, but can you hold a 60 min meaningful conversation with no mention of anything sexual?

                                                  From a stranger, you sound 110% like a sex addict.
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                                                  • NrmlCurvSurfr
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 04-05-10
                                                    • 2899

                                                    #26
                                                    ^guy averaging over 20 posts a day on a gambling forum calling people out on addictions...unreal
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                                                    • eaglesfan371
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-08-19
                                                      • 4079

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr
                                                      ^guy averaging over 20 posts a day on a gambling forum calling people out on addictions...unreal
                                                      Do I have a gambling addiction? Sure. Many of us here do. Do poker players who play for a living have an addiction? Yes, they do.

                                                      Addictions aren’t good but if you manage it, it can be okay. Addiction is not just simply defined by losing or always high/drunk. I traveled to 7 countries last year. I have found traveling to be the new thing I’m really into.
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43572

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                                        Do I have a gambling addiction? Sure. Many of us here do. Do poker players who play for a living have an addiction? Yes, they do.

                                                        Addictions aren’t good but if you manage it, it can be okay. Addiction is not just simply defined by losing or always high/drunk. I traveled to 7 countries last year. I have found traveling to be the new thing I’m really into.
                                                        did you pork a bitch in each country?
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                                                        • eaglesfan371
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-08-19
                                                          • 4079

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                          did you pork a bitch in each country?
                                                          Success in the cities of Dublin (tinder), Rotterdam (met when she visited DC year before) and Barcelona (met at hostel) so 3 / 7. As I’ve gotten older I’ve become a lot less horny I’m realizing.
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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43572

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                                            Success in the cities of Dublin (tinder), Rotterdam (met when she visited DC year before) and Barcelona (met at hostel) so 3 / 7.
                                                            yo, man, did they have like big giant titties?






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                                                            • The Kraken
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 12-25-11
                                                              • 29085

                                                              #31
                                                              Mods, poster FrankLee is drunk again

                                                              Look at this front page, for crying out loud
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                                                              • The Kraken
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-25-11
                                                                • 29085

                                                                #32
                                                                For fukks sake Opti, turn off your bipap for 1 minute and come clean this shit up
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                                                                • hotcross
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-04-17
                                                                  • 7934

                                                                  #33
                                                                  No speaka any engrish
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                                                                  • shari91
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                                                                    • 02-23-10
                                                                    • 32661

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Yes guys it’s going to happen for a bit. Just take a deep breath and keep on truckin’
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                                                                    • Optional
                                                                      Administrator
                                                                      • 06-10-10
                                                                      • 62172

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                      For fukks sake Opti, turn off your bipap for 1 minute and come clean this shit up
                                                                      You'd be impressed if you could see how many of these you don't get to see!
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