Sex toy suggestions please

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’m going shopping soon, so any suggestions from those that know about any good ones is mighty appreciated.

Thanks!

[Chi_archie]

over/under 9,999.5 words from Donk in this thread?


Over -750
under +575

[downsouth]

Maybe little more background. Using on?

[Auto Donk]

from personal experience, they are way over priced if you buy them at adult book stores or online sites, be smart and do what I did, buy the mother fukkers at a sporting goods store:

[hankcream]

For her pleasure or yours?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Maybe little more background. Using on?

For her pleasure or yours?

Whatever feels good.

[pokerpro44]

get the white ones if she uses the black ones on you.you wont shiiiiiiiiiiit right for a month.

[KVB]

get the white ones if she uses the black ones on you.you wont shiiiiiiiiiiit right for a month.

[KVB]

They say once you go hydraulic you never go back.

So they say...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

get the white ones if she uses the black ones on you.you wont shiiiiiiiiiiit right for a month.

[RudyRuetigger]

maybe a fried chicken leg

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Well, I already have one of these Rudy.

[KVB]

[MinnesotaFats]

Hey a tiny vibrator and have the girl put it on your taint or slightly in your asa then a 2nd for her pleasure, do the same

That's a fair place to start... then build into the restraint game

[TheMoneyShot]

They say once you go hydraulic you never go back.

So they say...

lol how is that not breaking her teeth?

I know her throat is broke

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Big Bear]

Well, I already have one of these Rudy.

Lol

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

[Fedor]

Does a wife count? Probably not, I'm guessing. Nvm

[Auto Donk]

always intrigued by a friend of mine's wife who wanted to see me bang a watermelon.....


now that they're divorced, I'm going to let her film me plowin' one.....


she's having it delivered today..... (took a while to find a watermelon big enough to handle me)


delivery truck on it's way:

[RudyRuetigger]

wow

this is why i do not visit saloon that much

[brooks85]

I’m going shopping soon, so any suggestions from those that know about any good ones is mighty appreciated.

Thanks!

assuming it's for a woman then hitachi wand is a no-brainer

[funnyb25]

lol how is that not breaking her teeth?

I know her throat is broke

Meth bro. No teeth.