First Muslim to hit Sports Illustrated swim suit cover..

[JIBBBY]

Jibby remember how good they used to be in 90s?

I do... I looked forward to checking them out back in the day. I actually like going to the beach today still and checking out nice looking women in bikini's. Last thing I want to see is a Muslim chick dressed head to toe in black garb. I certainly don't go to the beach or subscribe to swim suit issues to have to see women dressed like that.. ..

Take that shiiiit to the Mosques not to the beach here in America I say!! It's offensive to look at.

Can you imagine American men and women went to the Islamic States in the middle east and began wearing American made bathing suit with no shirt and flip flops and woman sporting a bikini while sun bathing? They'd be arrested and beheaded probably.. Yet these hard core Muslims whom mostly come from the middle east to here in the States don't conform to American standards and our normal dress codes. They then become offended easily when talking about this on top of it.

It's creepy looking at this picture below if you ask me..

[JIBBBY]

Jews and Christians are not supposed to wear sexy swimsuits. Where does it say in the Bible that women can wear bikinis and thongs on the beach?

A woman's body is a beautiful thing.. Adam and Eve didn't wear clothes when first created in the Garden of Eden. They covered themselves up in shame only after eating the poison apple. It's right there in the book of Genesis. I don't expect you to open the good book though and read that Pavy.

Also getting a little sun on your skin is actually healthy as well.. Vitamin D from the sun..

[thechaoz]

That's not a swimsuit.

I don't get it?

[Foxx]

Jibby remember how good they used to be in 90s?

94 cover MacPherson, Hunter, Ireland.

[JIBBBY]

[pavyracer]

A woman's body is a beautiful thing.. Adam and Eve didn't wear clothes when first created in the Garden of Eden. They covered themselves up in shame only after eating the poison apple. It's right there in the book of Genesis. I don't expect you to open the good book though and read that Pavy.

Also getting a little sun on your skin is actually healthy as well.. Vitamin D from the sun..

If Adam and Eve didn't wear clothes then why do swimsuit models were bikinis? What are they hiding?

[JIBBBY]

If Adam and Eve didn't wear clothes then why do swimsuit models were bikinis? What are they hiding?

Don't get technical on me Pavy, I just know what happened as the bible says..

Adam and Eve were just walking around naked like it was nothing and normal.. Man and woman.. No clothes needed.. Probably didn't have any perverted thoughts because they didn't know what clothes were.. God said don't eat that shinny red apple, serpent said this apple looks good.. Took a bite and all hell broke loose, suddenly they felt they needed to cover up..

That's what the good book says. Kinda makes sense..

When you think about it most married people can both walk around the house buck naked at times and not think twice about it if it's just them. It just becomes what ever and you get use to it.. Now if one gets fat and insecure and or feels ugly they begin to cover up, dim the lights even and begin to cover up even more..

Same shiiiit different pile, no?..

[The Kraken]

So the reason Im insecure about my 9”er is because Eve ate an apple?

[pavyracer]

So the reason Im insecure about my 9”er is because Eve ate an apple?

Were even apples cultivated back then? I don't remember Jesus eating apples at any of his gatherings.

[JIBBBY]

So the reason Im insecure about my 9”er is because Eve ate an apple?

No because you have a gut and sporting a 3 inch pecker with wood.. Gotta cover it up Kraken ..

[KVB]

Were even apples cultivated back then? I don't remember Jesus eating apples at any of his gatherings.

Apple trees may have been one of the first to be cultivated and have been around for millions of years.

Definitely one of the first to be planted intentionally.

It's my understanding that the the Latin translation of the Bible calls it an apple and so English versions do as well but in the actual Hebrew it just says they eat fruit; but doesn't say what type.

[The Kraken]

Were even apples cultivated back then? I don't remember Jesus eating apples at any of his gatherings.

Good point, I wonder if there was never an apple to begin with but the story is a metaphor instead

[The Kraken]

No because you have a gut and sporting a 3 inch pecker with wood.. Gotta cover it up Kraken ..

That chick does an amazing job not falling. Pants around the ankles and she doesn’t miss a stride

[JIBBBY]

Apple is one of the better fruits to eat today. Can google that!!!

Apple a day keeps the doctor away.. I eat one a day.. Doctor stays away.. No lie.. Something to it with those apple skins.. They are tempting too especially those fuji apples..

[KVB]

The Burkini looks nice, but it would look better on the floor next to the bed.

Nomsayin'?

[The Kraken]

Apple is one of the better fruits to eat today. Can google that!!!

Apple a day keeps the doctor away.. I eat one a day.. Doctor stays away.. No lie.. Something to it those apple skins.. They are tempting..

Wait, so you partake daily in the one of the most iconic sins mankind has ever known? You eat the forbidden fruit daily?!?!

Not cool bruh

[JIBBBY]

Wait, so you partake daily in the one of the most iconic sins mankind has ever known? You eat the forbidden fruit daily?!?!

Not cool bruh

Times changed after that bite of the red apple.. God put a twist on it once after Eve took a bite of the red apple.

Things changed up after that. Try eating one a day pal, you feel better for it today..

Blueberries are pretty solid too!!! Get your fruit on buddy!!

[The Kraken]

Thats an interesting personal interpretation. I wonder if the bible warns against personal interpretations

I’ve actually never liked apples, not sure why. If I eat an apple slice its fine but I will never pick up an apple and eat it. Blueberries, kiwi, pineapples, bananas, acai berries, strawberries, peaches, pears, lemons, Im good with all those fruits but I think I love God too much to rub it in her face every single day by eating an apple

Like saying “hey bitch, remember that time you told Adam and Eve not to eat this fruit? That was your only commandment and they broke it! Well, Im gonna eat it over and over and over, Im my own fukking God”

Im too religious for apples

[KVB]

No Kraken, there is a new covenant with God.

God already punished man for eating the forbidden fruit, he tossed man out of the Garden.

Now we roam the fukkin earth and get to justify eating whatever the fuk we want because Jesus came and the died for our sins on the cross.

God made a new deal.

Now we have a guide book, one that teaches us how to live, complete with the wisdom of the ancients, through proverbs and the very definition of love for all of mankind...which seems to always get corrupted.

Wisdom from the ancients that never changes.

We are both fukked and blessed at the same time.

[JIBBBY]

Apples are good today relax.. Bite it!!!

I do remember razor blades being hidden in apples on Halloween treats back in the day when trick or treating though.. Hmmmm?

https://www.bustle.com/articles/46370-7-halloween-candy-horror-stories-because-razor-blades-in-apples-are-just-the-beginning

[The Kraken]

No Kraken, there is a new covenant with God.

God already punished man for eating the forbidden fruit, he tossed man out of the Garden.

Now we roam the fukkin earth and get to justify eating whatever the fuk we want because Jesus came and the died for our sins on the cross.

God made a new deal.

Now we have a guide book, one that teaches us how to live, complete with the wisdom of the ancients, through proverbs and the very definition of love for all of mankind...which seems to always get corrupted.

Wisdom from the ancients that never changes.

We are both fukked and blessed at the same time.

Ahh, forgot about the do over. Been awhile so Im not as well versed on the bible as I used to be. At some point I decided it was all fake news so I stopped devoting time to it. It always blows my mind when people smarter than me believe that shit. My closest two friends to this day are devout Christians and great men. One is an accomplished architect, the other a quite successful attorney. Both are smart, remind me of you.

But I don't wanna turn this into another GOD thread, so Im gonna take Jibs advice and go eat a fukking apple and chill out

[KVB]

I've been a Fuji apple fan for sometime now...



Next to that, I like the apple bottom...

[KVB]

I mean, you know, who doesn't love a good apple bottom?

Maybe a Red Delicious?

[The Kraken]

Now I want to fukk my apple, weird predicament

[KVB]

Now I want to fukk my apple, weird predicament

No bro, that's what apple pie is for...

[Demonata]

Good no more Muslim pics.

[Andy117]

I remember the Sports Illustrated swim suit Calendars, hot chicks in bikini's.. Now you got this crap.. I'd cancel my prescription too..

It's a subscription, not a prescription. And you should realize that pic says 2019 so what you're whining about is just one part of the whole swim suit issue.

[JIBBBY]

It's a subscription, not a prescription. And you should realize that pic says 2019 so what you're whining about is just one part of the whole swim suit issue.

You need a prescription to get the subscription.

One Muslim pic like that is one to many in a SI swim suit issue.. Politically correct crap like this is garbage and going to far, keep it out of the sport Illy swim suit issues! No place for it there. Or put the Muslim in a damn bikini like all the other hot women and I'd be totally cool with that..

[Demonata]

You need a prescription to get the subscription.

One Muslim pic like that is one to many in a SI swim suit issue.. Politically correct crap like this is garbage and going to far, keep it out of the sport Illy swim suit issues! No place for it there. Or put the Muslim in a damn bikini like all the other hot women and I'd be totally cool with that..

Yeah I totally agree. If I want a si swimsuit issue i want to see a bikini not someone wrapped in a blanket.

[KVB]

Speaking of prescriptions, the doctor wrote me a nice one.

It's says one apple bottom per day for the rest of my days...

[KVB]

Of course he recommended red delicious...

[JIBBBY]

The French folded like a cheap suit as usual.. America got next ..

[Thrilla]

If Adam and Eve didn't wear clothes then why do swimsuit models were bikinis? What are they hiding?

Jibbby's sole purpose with this thread is to put Islam in a bad light. Are we surprised given his racist and anti-Islam post history on SBR? 50+ years old and still no children tells you what kind of person we are dealing with here.

Hey Jibbs you fool , when pavy compares it to Christianity you come with the Adam and Eve story. Well guess what. The story of Adam and creation is pieced throughout the Quran. There are references in suras 2, 4, 5, 7, 15, 20, 21, 38 and others.

I told you this before Islam is the final abrahamic religion. But then again you ain't no real christian just a DUMB IGNORANT FUKK.

[packerd_00]

Catholic Nuns got next I guess right? I was raised Catholic.. Posting this just to prove I'm not trying to be racist...

Nuns dont even really wear that get up anymore. I never found theirs creepy to be honest,just abit funny,and my mum is catholic.

[JIBBBY]

Jibbby's sole purpose with this thread is to put Islam in a bad light. Are we surprised given his racist and anti-Islam post history on SBR? 50+ years old and still no children tells you what kind of person we are dealing with here.

Hey Jibbs you fool , when pavy compares it to Christianity you come with the Adam and Eve story. Well guess what. The story of Adam and creation is pieced throughout the Quran. There are references in suras 2, 4, 5, 7, 15, 20, 21, 38 and others.

I told you this before Islam is the final abrahamic religion. But then again you ain't no real christian just a DUMB IGNORANT FUKK.

NO wrong again Thrilla as usual about me.

I know cool Muslims that conformed to American ways and I have no problem with them, they dress like you and me and get alone with others of different faith just fine. They are not extreme, they don't want to cause harm and just want to get along and love others equally.. Those Muslims I love and got no problem with.

Like Paco on this forum for example.. I'd buy that dude a drink and have no problem shooting the shiiit with him..

I just don't like the extreme ones that come over here or to Europe and don't conform, they don't want to conform and fit in at all. They got a deep underlying hate for the infidels.... Islamic groups like Isis, Al Queda comes to mind that I really despise!!..

Grow up Thrilla and get a clue or even better why don't you try taking your loving nature and American soft self and go live in the middle east extreme Muslim hot spots.. Let's see what happens to your Muslim loving asss then?