Need Advice from Tough Internet Posting SOB's

[Purduekev]

I've been a pansy ass all my life. A real momma's boy. No more. I want to be a tough internet posting sumbitch. Someone who puts fear in other posters who might go against what I say. Someone who has the internet persona of street fighter looking to take names. It doesn't matter that I am a scared chicken in real life...behind this keyboard I am Mike Tyson and I'm looking for a first round TKO.

I need you tough posting SOB"s to mentor me and give me some advice.

I figure one of the first orders of business is changing my avatar to look like I mean business. Please help me intimidate the shit out of the normal posting folks here. I especially enjoy reading posts that let these lesser posters know a physical beatdown is eminent. Thanks and Bless You all.

PS I sure hope this post doesn't get reported by any snitches.

[thechaoz]

I am Sbrs toughest poster of the year 2018.

Ask me anything.

[Auto Donk]

face down, ass up, gthat's the way, we like to fuk

[Booya711]

Ask away!

[The Kraken]

Kev you’ve always been a pussy and you’ll always be a pussy. You’re don’t morph from a calico to a lion, you are what you are

You want protection? Hope you swallow

[TheGoldenGoose]

Never fight unless you are backed into a corner.

Conversation and negotiation are always, always, the better alternative.

There will be times in life when you will have no choice.

At those moments I seriously suggest you HIT FIRST and HIT HARD.

The chips will fall where they may.

But in your heart you will know you did the right thing.

Because this above all... To thine own self be true.

[bonzaii]

Please help me intimidate the shit out of the normal posting folks here. I especially enjoy reading posts that let these lesser posters know a physical beatdown is eminent. Thanks and Bless You all.

Hahaha suck a dick.

[deltgen]

Good post Purdue. The sarcasm that (I think) you intended is dripping off my computer screen. There are tons of people in internet world who meet your criteria.

[Swinging Johnson]

Death by a thousand cuts as opposed to the sledgehammer approach. Begin tacitly, passive-aggressively...oh, and it's imminent not eminent.

[The Kraken]

Death by a thousand cuts as opposed to the sledgehammer approach. Begin tacitly, passive-aggressively...oh, and it's imminent not eminent.

[Swinging Johnson]

I'm blushing

[Big Bear]

face down, ass up, gthat's the way, we like to fuk

This

[ttwarrior1]

how old are u, member since 2011

[Demonata]

Just be nice.