Is it worse to be a broke-dick-fukk, a hamburger or a soy boy?

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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    Is it worse to be a broke-dick-fukk, a hamburger or a soy boy?
    Let's get to the bottom of this once and for all.
    25
    a broke-dick-fukk
    0%
    8
    a hamburger
    0%
    3
    a soy boy
    0%
    14
  • pablo222
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-03-19
    • 8858

    #2
    Whats a hamburgler?
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    • RudyRuetigger
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-24-10
      • 65084

      #3
      soyboy is the worst

      you are stuck being gay (not that theres anything wrong with that ) or feminist wife (not that theres anything wrong with that)

      and 100% democrat




      look up d2bets



      he fits all 3
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      • stevek173
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-29-08
        • 27598

        #4
        I think this is a very relevant question in today's posting society Daggles, and I do appreciate you bringing it up. It wasn't until just now that I looked up what a Soyboy actually is. Here's what the internet has to say:

        Soyboy - Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

        On 10.1.12 Weeder so eloquently gave us a definiteion of a hamburger as: A hamburger in sports betting is a reference to the buns and meat of gambling. What does that mean? let me try and explain. The buns and meat of gambling are put together by us, just like a hamburger. Let me explain that further. When we put together the hamburger of sports betting we are putting together a fast play to satisfy our needs, just like we put together a hamburger at a fast food place to satisfy our hunger. Now when we're at that fast food place we can either have take out or a sit down. Most of the time I select take out because i am a very busy individual and i have no time for sitting down. So anyways, just like hamburgers are bad for you, so too are the hamburger plays we choose because they are put together fast and cheap to try and satisfy the crave for instant satisfaction.

        A broke dikk it seems ot me is simply a person with no money either to make bets or anything else.

        It seems to me that where as money certainly is not the end game as far as happiness goes, it does provide necessities such as food and shelter, as well as other luxuries. the soyboy is the only one here that has not been disqualified from having money.

        So, I say soyboy wins this one.

        You can be as much of an alpha male as you want to be, but at the day those bills have to be paid.

        Hamburger is second as it appears the status on this one is that this person has money for necessities, but nothing else.

        Broke dik has money for nothing.

        I vote broke dilk is the worst.
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        • RudyRuetigger
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-24-10
          • 65084

          #5
          steve great job explaining this
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          • stevek173
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-29-08
            • 27598

            #6
            Thank you Rudy.
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            • RudyRuetigger
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-24-10
              • 65084

              #7
              wait

              you were wrong

              brokedikk the worst?

              no fukkin way

              soyboy is worst

              send my 3 points back IMMEDIATELY
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              • stevek173
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                • 03-29-08
                • 27598

                #8
                Sorry, already spent them.
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                • RudyRuetigger
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-24-10
                  • 65084

                  #9
                  steve you are WRONG

                  bro, come on
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                  • Eddy Munny
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-13-13
                    • 15768

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pablo222
                    Whats a hamburgler?


                    No way could being the hamburglar ever be the worst. Chicks dig bad boys and this guy has the rap sheet to make panties drop.

                    Plus, my dude always has food on hand... What's not to like about that?


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                    • stevek173
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                      • 03-29-08
                      • 27598

                      #11
                      Munny makes a very valid argument.
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                      • RudyRuetigger
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-24-10
                        • 65084

                        #12
                        its hamburger not hamburglar

                        do you guys even read???
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #13
                          Rudy is right. It's Hamburger not hamburglar.

                          Besides, I don't think a real life hamburglar would steal burgers from McDonalds when there are so many other better burgers that can be stolen out there.

                          Anyways, SoyBoys are ahead in the poll with 58% of the votes.
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                          • RudyRuetigger
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 08-24-10
                            • 65084

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                            Rudy is right.
                            this could be used for ANY conversation ive ever had
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                            • Chi_archie
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-22-08
                              • 63172

                              #15
                              they all seem undesirable

                              but if you spend more than 10 secs a day, thinking about, trying to categorize, or trying to communicate to another person where your brain landed on the prior activities . You are probably 10x worse combined then the other 3.


                              don't neglect to deal with your own shit, being distracted by others'

                              we all got some that would be beneficial to work on removing today.
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                              • Eddy Munny
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-13-13
                                • 15768

                                #16
                                Everyone calm down, Pablo specifically asked about the hamburgler [sic]. Don't get all butthurt because this legendary fast-food renegade can hijack your thread along with a plate of expertly stacked cheeseburgers.
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                                • RudyRuetigger
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-24-10
                                  • 65084

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                  they all seem undesirable

                                  but if you spend more than 10 secs a day, thinking about, trying to categorize, or trying to communicate to another person where your brain landed on the prior activities . You are probably 10x worse combined then the other 3.


                                  don't neglect to deal with your own shit, being distracted by others'

                                  we all got some that would be beneficial to work on removing today.
                                  hey bro

                                  im sure it took you longer than 10 sec to type this
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                                  • Chi_archie
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-22-08
                                    • 63172

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                    hey bro

                                    im sure it took you longer than 10 sec to type this

                                    average it out per 365 ya Soy dick burger
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                                    • RudyRuetigger
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 08-24-10
                                      • 65084

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                      average it out per 365 ya Soy dick burger
                                      so you are 30x worse than all 3 combined?

                                      wow
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                                      • stevek173
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 03-29-08
                                        • 27598

                                        #20
                                        It seems we have a pretty spirited debate here.

                                        Any soyboys, broke dikk fukks or hamburgers want to chime in?
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                                        • sweethook
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-21-07
                                          • 12667

                                          #21
                                          get cash in hand
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                                          • Cuse0323
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 12-09-09
                                            • 30169

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by stevek173
                                            It seems we have a pretty spirited debate here.

                                            Any soyboys, broke dikk fukks or hamburgers want to chime in?
                                            It sucks being a broke dikk fck. I’d rather be a hamburger or soyboy with money. Soyboy would suck too though but the money would help offset that.
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                                            • eaglesfan371
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-08-19
                                              • 4079

                                              #23
                                              Hamburgers are the worst

                                              Cheeseburger or gtfo
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                                              • RudyRuetigger
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 08-24-10
                                                • 65084

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                It sucks being a broke dikk fck. I’d rather be a hamburger or soyboy with money. Soyboy would suck too though but the money would help offset that.
                                                So you would rather suck cokk for 50 cents being a soyboy than being broke?

                                                Wow
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                                                • Shute
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-20-17
                                                  • 11835

                                                  #25
                                                  Soyboy is the worst
                                                  At least you got balls with the others 2
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                                                  • RudyRuetigger
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 08-24-10
                                                    • 65084

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                    So you would rather suck cokk for 50 cents being a soyboy than being broke?

                                                    Wow
                                                    There is nothing wrong with being a clarinet cleaner though if you want to do that
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                                                    • Cuse0323
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 12-09-09
                                                      • 30169

                                                      #27
                                                      Soyboy suck dick? If so, then I’ll just be a broke dick fck. I’m not too up to speed on the ever changing definition of a soyboy.
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                                                      • Cuse0323
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 12-09-09
                                                        • 30169

                                                        #28
                                                        I thought I’d just be some feminist’s bitch.
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                                                        • stevek173
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 27598

                                                          #29
                                                          Oh I didn't know they suck dick. Fuk that.

                                                          Changing my title NOW.
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                                                          • Cuse0323
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 12-09-09
                                                            • 30169

                                                            #30
                                                            I can’t ever be a liberal though. If that’s necessary for a soyboy then I’m out. I may be broke, but I’m not a dumb fck libtard. I got that going for me. Means I actually still have a shot at life.
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                                                            • Eddy Munny
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 08-13-13
                                                              • 15768

                                                              #31
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