Oil Can Boyd Sold His Estate to Ex-Mafia Henchman Vinny the Pirate for Pennies

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  • Eddy Munny
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-13-13
    • 15768

    #1
    Oil Can Boyd Sold His Estate to Ex-Mafia Henchman Vinny the Pirate for Pennies
    This guy would play baseball and then drink the beer, see. Then he sold some stuff.
  • cincinnatikid513
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-23-17
    • 45360

    #2
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    • MinnesotaFats
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-18-10
      • 14758

      #3
      LOL

      I love his story about that game 3

      Blames his stepmom and family drama for about the 1st 4 paragraphs then drops in the line "plus I stayed up all night smoking crack" in the last line lol
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      • Slipknot26
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-17-15
        • 5046

        #4
        Those two , ( Trash can and Dykstra) must have smoked every bit of crack in the entire city the night before that game .
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        • Eddy Munny
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-13-13
          • 15768

          #5
          The thing about Oil Can Boyd is that he would play some baseball and then have a few cold ones in the dugout.

          Along came Vinny the Pirate and the Apple Dumpling Gang member turned Gambino, Crazy-Legs Cranston from Newark.

          When Vinny bought the hydraulic lift from Oil Can's estate sale, he used it to hoist a king's ransom in stolen copper up into the loft of Cranston's ramshackle barn on the outskirts of town. That's when fly-by-night vigilante crusader-for-hire, Kipling the Bottle-Nosed Barbarian, raided the barn and took polaroid photos of the copper cache and turned them into who he thought was a uniformed police officer, but was actually a drunken hobo masquerading as one, that is, the notorious train-hopper Boxcar Sam.
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          • kingdom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 07-25-10
            • 10099

            #6
            Originally posted by Slipknot26
            Those two , ( Trash can and Dykstra) must have smoked every bit of crack in the entire city the night before that game .
            i guess doc and daryll just went the straight coke route that night. dope dealers made a killing that series
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              love Lenny
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              • gauchojake
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 09-17-10
                • 34117

                #8
                Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                The thing about Oil Can Boyd is that he would play some baseball and then have a few cold ones in the dugout.

                Along came Vinny the Pirate and the Apple Dumpling Gang member turned Gambino, Crazy-Legs Cranston from Newark.

                When Vinny bought the hydraulic lift from Oil Can's estate sale, he used it to hoist a king's ransom in stolen copper up into the loft of Cranston's ramshackle barn on the outskirts of town. That's when fly-by-night vigilante crusader-for-hire, Kipling the Bottle-Nosed Barbarian, raided the barn and took polaroid photos of the copper cache and turned them into who he thought was a uniformed police officer, but was actually a drunken hobo masquerading as one, that is, the notorious train-hopper Boxcar Sam.
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