Be careful men - allergy season is hitting hard

[eaglesfan371]

Itchy eyes

Stuffed nose

Can't stop sneezing - just sneezed 20 times consecutively, not kidding

Its that time again. At least we have dimeline MLB to keep us strong.

[Foxx]

Yep, about that time. We got a bunch of Jacaranda trees in my area and they are just starting to pollinate.

[Bostongambler]

I feel great!

[b1slickguy]

Not for me.
I'm allergic to allergies.

[Eddy Munny]

Who counts their sneezes? Even that obsessive compulsive vampire from Sesame Street would stop tracking after about the 8th one and run to the medicine cabinet in dire need of relief.

#fakenews

[The Kraken]

Love when I have my rooster down some broads throat and she tries to sneeze, feels amazing

[PittsburghPlayer]

Love when I have my rooster down some broads throat and she tries to sneeze, feels amazing

in case you have never tried this one, women love it when you show no signs and say nothing when you are about to blow your load

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[od120731]

Functioning these days like a drunk horse, my eyes are itching and burning. Totally destroyed.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

we have had a ton of rain here in Southern California the past few months and everything is blooming...allergies have been going crazy.

[The Kraken]

in case you have never tried this one, women love it when you show no signs and say nothing when you are about to blow your load

edit:

Ah yep, another fav of mine. Been trying for the holy grail of blowing my load at the exact moment she inhales right before the sneeze

[PittsburghPlayer]

Krack, the sneeze?
now I am going to have to look up the definition of "sneeze", `cause to me, that reads like code for blowing your load.

[Big Bear]

Love when I have my rooster down some broads throat and she tries to sneeze, feels amazing

Damn sounds nice