NASA will pay you $19,000 to lie in bed for 2 months

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  • SBR Drew
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-08-18
    • 7351

    #1
    NASA will pay you $19,000 to lie in bed for 2 months
    Struggle to get out of bed in the morning? This might be the perfect gig for you.

    Scientists are to stay in bed for 60 days to help them study how weightlessness affects the human body. As a reward for participating in the study, they will pay 16,500 euros, or about $18,522.





    When astronauts are in space, the weightlessness changes their body. The reduced physical stress in space leads their muscles and bones to break down and body fluids to shift toward their head, according to the German Aerospace Center, which was commissioned by NASA and the European Space Agency to conduct the study.

    By simulating weightlessness' effects with bed rest, scientists hope to develop methods to counteract the impacts of weightlessness so that astronauts do not have to spend most of their days on the space station doing exercise.

    They are hoping to test it out on two-thirds of the study participants each day.

    "Crewed spaceflight will continue to be important in the future in order to carry out experiments in microgravity, but we must make it as safe as possible for the astronauts,".

    "This bed rest study ... offers space researchers from all over Europe and the USA the opportunity to work together and jointly acquire as much scientific knowledge about human physiology as possible."
    Participants will do everything lying down

    All activities -- including eating, showering and going to the bathroom -- must be done while lying down.
    Each participant will have a private room and stay in a bed inclined at 6 degrees with the head end downward.
    A team of nutritionists will curate the meals so that participants do not gain weight and have all the nutrients they need. However, the German Aerospace Center says on its website that the meals are not "extra healthy," and there will sometimes be pancakes or other sweet treats.
    The study is composed of two rounds. The first group of 24 test participants -- 12 men and 12 women -- began on Tuesday. It's not clear yet how many participants will be needed for the next round, which will be conducted at the German Aerospace Center's Institute of Aerospace Medicine in Cologne, Germany, from September to December 2019.
    The scientists are looking for healthy women between the ages of 24 and 55 years who are non-smokers to participate in the study, according to the study's website. Participants must be able to speak German.
    In 2017 NASA conducted another in which 11 people spent 30 days in bed.
  • slayer14
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-12-13
    • 22022

    #2
    Are you signing up Drew
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    • Foxx
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-25-11
      • 5832

      #3
      Don't they spend like $50 million on toilet seats? You think they could afford more than $19000 for a 2 month guinea pig.
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      • eaglesfan371
        SBR MVP
        • 01-08-19
        • 4079

        #4
        Could not do it.

        Your body's muscles and everything would be fukked up after for awhile.
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81450

          #5
          Seaweed did it.
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          • cincinnatikid513
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-23-17
            • 45360

            #6
            that would really mess with your head
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            • DiggityDaggityDo
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-30-08
              • 81450

              #7
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              Seaweed did it.
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              • thechaoz
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-23-09
                • 12154

                #8
                Damn man that would be brutal and mess up my wieight training but that would pay all my debt off plus a lot.

                How can you go to the bathroom lying down? lol
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                • DiggityDaggityDo
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-30-08
                  • 81450

                  #9
                  Originally posted by thechaoz
                  Damn man that would be brutal and mess up my wieight training but that would pay all my debt off plus a lot.

                  How can you go to the bathroom lying down? lol
                  Chaoz, just shit yourself.

                  I do that now and I don't even work for NASA.
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                  • Bostongambler
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-01-08
                    • 35581

                    #10
                    Do you get a female for company or at least are you allowed to jerk off?
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                    • eaglesfan371
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-08-19
                      • 4079

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bostongambler
                      Do you get a female for company or at least are you allowed to jerk off?
                      Asking the REAL questions here. Imagine having to not *** for 2 months.
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                      • ChuckyTheGoat
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 04-04-11
                        • 37518

                        #12
                        I would do it. Qualify on the non-smoker. Health is pretty good, maybe not peak that they want, tho.
                        Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                        • retard
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-04-13
                          • 1331

                          #13
                          My guess is they would make you eat vegan shit as well
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                          • Ian
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-09-09
                            • 6077

                            #14
                            This would actually make for a great prop bet, but I don't see anyone from SBR taking part. The scientists are looking for "healthy women," and judging from the crew that showed up at the last few bashes, I think 99% of SBR fails on both counts.
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                            • thechaoz
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-23-09
                              • 12154

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                              Chaoz, just shit yourself.

                              I do that now and I don't even work for NASA.
                              for 10k a month I'll crap myself all day. I am looking into tis.

                              Maybe I can do a daily updates blog/thread for SBR.
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                              • Heltah Skeltah
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-05-17
                                • 3499

                                #16
                                Would they let you post on sbr non stop all day is the real question for you losers!
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                                • RudyRuetigger
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-24-10
                                  • 65084

                                  #17
                                  i would but dont speak german
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                                  • L8night
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-04-13
                                    • 5535

                                    #18
                                    If pizza and beer are on the menu, I'm your man, I have a heads up on the other participants as I do this all the time and wow you actually get paid and to think my mom said that I would never find a job that I would like or could handle, well mom your wrong, I'm going to be an astronaut....
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                                    • pimike
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-23-08
                                      • 37140

                                      #19
                                      Have to speak German . Lol
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                                      • thechaoz
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-23-09
                                        • 12154

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Heltah Skeltah
                                        Would they let you post on sbr non stop all day is the real question for you losers!
                                        No one is a loser making 10,000 a month sitting on their ass doing nothing
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                                        • thechaoz
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-23-09
                                          • 12154

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                          i would but dont speak german
                                          Ich Sprechen Deutsch
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                                          • Heltah Skeltah
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-05-17
                                            • 3499

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by thechaoz
                                            No one is a loser making 10,000 a month sitting on their ass doing nothing
                                            What person wth a good paying job is gonna be able to take 2 months off? Yes 19,000 for 2 months sounds good but what about the rest off the year when you have no job
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #23
                                              I like pancakes.
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                                              • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-23-13
                                                • 13017

                                                #24
                                                Where do I sign up for this shit?
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                                                • Big Bear
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-01-11
                                                  • 43253

                                                  #25
                                                  Would never do this

                                                  anyone that would has so no self respect

                                                  Nasa are some cheap fukks too

                                                  only 19K????

                                                  why not 20K

                                                  I would have to get 5 million to do it
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                                                  • PharaohUB
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-23-07
                                                    • 4865

                                                    #26
                                                    Learn how to code and you can make 10k a month sitting on your ass too. I feel like this does not pay Nearly enough for potential health implications. 250k minimum I would consider it.
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                                                    • Big Bear
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-01-11
                                                      • 43253

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by PharaohUB
                                                      Learn how to code and you can make 10k a month sitting on your ass too. I feel like this does not pay Nearly enough for potential health implications. 250k minimum I would consider it.
                                                      Where do you learn code?
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                                                      • PharaohUB
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-23-07
                                                        • 4865

                                                        #28
                                                        The internet
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