Michael Cohen Dead.....

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fukker shot dead trying to rip off the poker cage at Belagio.....

bike cops shot him dead as he tried to jack a car in the valet.....

unfortunately, it wasn't marble-mouthed "tough guy" fixer michael cohen of nyc, but some other fukkin' michael cohen who shot it out with police.....

[reigle9]

ha fukk, i was so prepared to call for a ban if this wasnt real

fukk fukk fukk i really wanted it to be him

but still, interesting vid

[reigle9]

im almost 100% positive that news girl used to live in ac and hang at my house

she's using a fake muslim name that it sounds lol

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haha.... nice, reigs....


there's a video of the actual shootout somewhere, i've seen it on my local news, yellow shirted bike cops and this guy unloading on each other five feet away.... bike cop apparently had a bullet proof vest on, saved his life as he was hit in the chest. cohen took several bullets and died either at the scene or a few miles away from the scene on the way to the hospital.

cohen had successfully ripped em off about a year earlier (they now think it was him who was the culprit in an unsolved theft at bellagio).....

[flipacoin9698]

I would guess that this Vegas Michael Cohen's life has been a shitfest for last couple years with his name being mistaken for the NYC lawyer scumbag. So he gets fired from his job, starts the using meth and H... that leads to armed robbery and shot dead.

[reigle9]

sasha luftis? i cant understand her and i dont think i ever knew her name, but that's def her or her twin

[reigle9]

she's a oyster and thinks she can play poker

[Ebumdude]

[gojetsgomoxies]

you don't like "marble mouthed" pretend tough guys....... but you like trump......... sweetest irony

[Ebumdude]

That was a well placed shot to the head.

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she's a oyster and thinks she can play poker

man I fukkin' hate bitches like that.... any f'n ex poker dealer bitch who now tries to play poker is the most aggravating species on the planet.....

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that's what he gets for thinkin' those gay-lookin' bike cops aren't packin' heat.....

stupid fuk sees em over there and tries to jack a car anyway.....

he shoulda just kept strollin til out of their site, then broke and ran, possibly jacking someone once he had room to pull a u-ie or wait til he got to the strip, depending on whether he could hear the foot steps of bellagio secuirty or the cops behind him.....

I too thought those bike cops we3ren't shit; never realized they pack heat myself.... primarily because I wasn't in the midst of a fukkin' crime wave.....

[Ebumdude]

that's what he gets for thinkin' those gay-lookin' bike cops aren't packin' heat.....

stupid fuk sees em over there and tries to jack a car anyway.....

he shoulda just kept strollin til out of their site, then broke and ran, possibly jacking someone once he had room to pull a u-ie or wait til he got to the strip, depending on whether he could hear the foot steps of bellagio secuirty or the cops behind him.....

I too thought those bike cops we3ren't shit; never realized they pack heat myself.... primarily because I wasn't in the midst of a fukkin' crime wave.....

Metro bike officers take no shit. I cracked a joke at one once, gave me a strong verbal warning and I moved on after realizing they do not have a sense of humor.

Then again, they have to put up with stupid drunk assholes 24/7; so I don’t blame them.

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Metro bike officers take no shit. I cracked a joke at one once, gave me a strong verbal warning and I moved on after realizing they do not have a sense of humor.

Then again, they have to put up with stupid drunk assholes 24/7; so I don’t blame them.

true...... I remember one telling me to stop jay walking, and I turned to him and said "Oh THOP iT" in a gay accent with a limp wrist gesture, and he about lost his fukkin' mind..... I spun in a 360 while giving the bird, and hustled on down the side walk after clearing the intersection, and ducked into that casino across from Bally's (north facing) that is wide open on the street, and vanished.....

I remember some faint yelling behind me, but wasn't so wasted that I couldn't move quick enough to blend into the crowd.....

[Ebumdude]

Classic move right there.

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still, pretty fukkin' gay.......

[flipacoin9698]

Looks like he likes to pull off an armed robbery every 10 years or so lol. Now just taking a dirt nap

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Classic move right there.

on the 360 finger in the air, I know I would have sent 20,000 volts through me if I was that gay lookin' cop.....

[flipacoin9698]

They would not look so gay if not wearing the helmets.

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They would not look so gay if not wearing the helmets.

I was trying to put my finger on it, and I think you nailed it..... f'n gay ass helmets....

that white band and black high short to shirt jump suit look kinda gay as well.....

throw in those gay euro shades that make them look kinda like these douche bags, and you have the whole gay package:

[GUMMO77]

Who did that scumbag lawyer represent?

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Who did that scumbag lawyer represent?

this scumbag michael cohen was in vegas, robbing the belagio poker cage, then making a run for it..... don't think he was a lawyer at all.....

the other michael cohen who flipped on trump had no clients, not even trump.... he just served as a "tough guy" fixer who, despite saying once that he'd "take a bullet for this man" in reference to trump, rolled over like a weak sissy at the first sign of an fbi emblem.....

had he stayed strong, he could've beaten every charge due to no probable cause for the raid for tax evasion / taxi cab medallion fraud, and the evidence being relevant to the charges they were there on being inadmissible due to being obtained in violation of the atty-client privilege, and the crime of minimal campaign violations not being committed at all under the facts of the case.....

weak ass shit..... and yeah, trump showed typical bad judgment when he ever hired the pussy michael cohen in nyc

[reigle9]

man I fukkin' hate bitches like that.... any f'n ex poker dealer bitch who now tries to play poker is the most aggravating species on the planet.....

yup