My girlfriend just said to me.. .

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Start restricting the food on your behalf, no more pizza on weekends no more fancy restaurants no more shit, when she tells you she is hungry, throw her a carrot, if she complains, throw her out of the house.

Some hints would be nice as well, for her bday give her a gym membership

[Cuse0323]

It would only be polite to ask here to man the camera

That’s only fair. Give her a bag of Doritos to munch on while munching carpet.

[jtoler]

if she feels better fat as she says isnt that a good thing? your health is your wealth. if she's skinny I spose she feels weak you dont want a weak chick trust me

[bradthebloke]

Mr Wonderful doesnt like fat people

[JIBBBY]

Stuff her fat face with more cheese and ice cream and pray she dies off early.. Then collect that life insurance..

Just kidding.. Being a clown..

[TheMetsSuck]

tell her for every 10 lbs she puts on you'll put on 30