Joke of the day

[juicername]

Why do Swedish subs use sonar ???

So they can scan da navy in ...

Not just Swedes, that's one of the main purposes no matter the nationality.

[juicername]

Seaweed your not funny

I am a Moderator and can ban you for that

Best joke so far.

[juicername]

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison

Buffalos can't talk, and while they might communicate with each other in different ways they certainly do not go to school.

[juicername]

Joke of the week?

Bran Stark on the Iron Throne.

The iron throne melted.

[juicername]

Bill Clinton went back to Arkansas for the weekend a while back. When he arrived back home he walked up to the door of his home with 2 razorbacks. One tucked under each arm. The maid greeted him and asked, “What are those?” He answers, “These are razorbacks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea.” The maid smiles at him and says, “Good trade.”

So here you allude that Bill Clinton traded his wife and daughter for one razorback each. I find it highly unlikely that this would be a good trade. Even if you do not like their personally their organs alone would be worth way way more. They could also be sold into sex trade for a sum way higher than the cost of a razorback.

[Swinging Johnson]

Buffalos can't talk, and while they might communicate with each other in different ways they certainly do not go to school.

I realize this might be an unpopular opinion but I'm getting a bit of a laugh out of Juicer's responses.

[KVB]

Went to Chicago, spent some time in downtown. It stunk pretty bad there. The stench was everywhere.

It didn't matter where you went or where you were, you could always Smollett.