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  • Purduekev
    SBR Sharp
    • 11-12-11
    • 498

    #1
    Chicks Dig Dogs
    So my Brother and Sister in Law are going on a weekend trip and asked if I can watch their dog while they are gone. I say sure and take him to the park this afternoon so both of us can get some much needed exercise. The dog is a small fox/rat terrier dog that I have on a leash. Friendly type dog a couple years old. Dumb as a box of rocks so that's why we probably get along so well.

    Boys I'm telling you that this dog was a chick magnet. The ladies all came up and talked to me while petting the dog. The ladies that used to run from old fat white guys like me are now asking about my situation. One ask about the Dog's "Mommy" and where she was. I told her the Dog only has a Daddy. She put her number in my cell phone contacts. Boys this was a fine looking lady maybe a few years younger than me.

    I got a new wingman. I don't think I'm giving this dog back. All you boys that are getting shunned by the ladies, get you a nice dog and start walking. Babes dig the dogs. I was so thrilled having this dog with me today that I stopped at DQ on the way home and got him a pup cup to eat. I figured if I keep (steal) him, I better get him on my side.
  • Purduekev
    SBR Sharp
    • 11-12-11
    • 498

    #2
    One lady jogger probably in her mid twenties was wearing this exercise outfit that was showing off her curves and cleavage. She stops as she comes up to us, bends over and asks what his name was. I am telling you boys that all I could see was a pair of hall of fame titties. I still couldn't tell you her hair color, eye color, or anything above her breasts. I never made eye contact with her and forgot what the dog's name was for a second.

    I regained my composure but never my eye sight level constantly looking at God's perfect creation of mammary glands on a female. The backside was nice too as she got back us and continued her journey.
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      nice,

      after you give the pup back

      go to your local high kill shelter...save a life and get you some Ass
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      • Dutch
        SBR MVP
        • 09-21-10
        • 4339

        #4
        Borrow an English bulldog puppy. Women lose their fuckin minds. You'll be swimming in ass.
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