One bite, everyone knows the rules

[DwightShrute]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When the bacon fights back <a href="https://twitter.com/StoolOutdoors?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@stoo loutdoors</a> (Via <a href="https://twitter.com/Michelle_Lewin?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mic helle_lewin</a>) <a href="https://t.co/fsP3rgBh0o">pic.twitter.com/fsP3rgBh0o</a></p>&mdash; Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1095380771441917952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >February 12, 2019</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[konck]

Damn he missed the crack by inches

[DwightShrute]

She turned 50 yesterday


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jennifer Aniston turns FIFTY today, continues her dominance of the &quot;Alien-Power Ageless Power Rankings&quot;<a href="https://t.co/NlV3y7UtDz">https://t.co/NlV3y7UtDz</a> <a href="https://t.co/JioQs5f7NL">pic.twitter.com/JioQs5f7NL</a></p>&mdash; Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1095000763892412417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >February 11, 2019</a></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>