Guys who lust after Asians

[robzilla]

In the Tom Selleck move, Mr. Baseball, He says in referance to asians, they make it look like they have a steel pipe in thier hands.

[sickler]

Ew, well I think I am a-OK in that area....meaning that I would not enjoy having a penis the size of a baby arm entertaining me down there.

How 'bout a penis this size? That's me.......conveniently curved to hit the g-spot.

[sickler]

Big or small, no pecker would refuse TLC from this hottie.

[Bread]

I'm just glad that Asian vaginae are sideways. It's like kissing your grandmother on the lips if you close your eyes.

[johncrud]

Anyone know a good place to bang Caucasian girls? I want college/business types

I am going to get me some WHITE meat one of these days. yum yum

[Bread]

Big or small, no pecker would refuse TLC from this hottie.

You ain't even lyin.

[Robyn]

Bread, if you looked like Peter Loshak, I would consider banging you more than once a month.

[Bread]

Robyn if you were Peter Loshak, I'd actually go down every once in awhile.

[Robyn]

I wish Loshak still had that mustache. He is one of the coolest guys out there and the mustache puts him over the top. But the hat is gay.

[pavyracer]

If you think women are after big penises you are dilusional. A generous bank account will suffice for lack of penis size. Most women anyway don't have an orgasm during intercourse and if you think your average penis has anything to do in inducing a female orgasm you are again wrong. A vibrator induces an orgasm much easier and the woman doesn't have to smell the drunk who thinks he is doing her a favor when all he cares is to relieve himself in her.

[johncrud]

http://www.eros-ny.com/sections/new_york_escorts.htm

wow, she is definitely on my bang list. mmmmmmmmm

her name is moli. on the 5th page

[sickler]

Bread, is that a fried egg belt buckle?

I thought Mexicans used rope to hold their pants up.

[sickler]

^^^^^^
Scratch that. I'm dense. It's a bread slice with globs of mustard.

Looks like a couple sunny-side-up eggs.

[jellobiafra]

Bread, is that a fried egg belt buckle?

I thought Mexicans used rope to hold their pants up.

I think you're seeing Bread's eyes poking up over the guy's belt. I don't wanna know what's going on below his eyes....

[sickler]

I think you're seeing Bread's eyes poking up over the guy's belt. I don't wanna know what's going on below his eyes....

Agreed, not a good position. Inference is he's a Mexican dick.

Turn it 180 degrees and he'd be a Mexican cocksucker.

[Robyn]

If you think women are after big penises you are dilusional. A generous bank account will suffice for lack of penis size. Most women anyway don't have an orgasm during intercourse and if you think your average penis has anything to do in inducing a female orgasm you are again wrong. A vibrator induces an orgasm much easier and the woman doesn't have to smell the drunk who thinks he is doing her a favor when all he cares is to relieve himself in her.

Pavy, you are a very wise man. Porn does quite a disservice to the male species...making them believe that every woman gets off during intercourse. Think about it, every guy in porn has a gigantic dick. The girl is faking it by being louder and more obnoxious to make him do the deed quicker to get him the hell off of her. Overly large ones hurt. Any woman who claims differently has an overly gigantic vagina and/or has slept with wayyyy too many men.

[Robyn]

I think you're seeing Bread's eyes poking up over the guy's belt. I don't wanna know what's going on below his eyes....

That's Peter Loshak....and Bread doesn't seem to mind for one second that he is being used as some sort of demented belt buckle. I am married to a real sicko.

[jellobiafra]

Peter Loshak is an unusual name for a Mexican pimp. Agreed?

[Bread]

That was me and Loshak back in the 70's just having a little fun. It was all called "experimenting" back then.

[reno cool]

trouser citizen
that's the best thing to come out of this thread.

[Flying Dutchman]

That was me and Loshak back in the 70's just having a little fun. It was all called "experimenting" back then.

Jesus, Bread! We are fvkking old!

...I think I'm gonna go back to being a ghost of Casper. At least he ain't an old, broken-down lush.

...crap, Casper is in his late 30s right?

[Bread]

I might be the 5th oldest guy on SBR. Holy shit.

[jellobiafra]

I'll be 36 on August 21st. Was planning on going to the bash and celebrating the birthday in style, but I just can't make it happen. You could have not bought me that beer there Bread. I guess some other time.

[Bread]

Jello that would make you the 6th oldest guy on SBR. Congrats Nee Ann Derthal.

[Bread]

But the fact that we get Biafra and Ministry references was probably a dead giveaway.

[betplom]

[Bread]

Penis - Sometimes it's OK if they touch.

[Flying Dutchman]

That was me and Loshak back in the 70's just having a little fun. It was all called "experimenting" back then.

Bread, I mark you in your 40s (at least) by this comment, you old fvk.

...your liver is in it's 80s tho.

[Bread]

No need to be cruel Dutchy.

[Flying Dutchman]

betplom: that was photoshopped (widened). I've seen the original photo.

[jellobiafra]

Penis - Sometimes it's OK if they touch.

The pitcher is totally fvckin into it too. He's even got the gay little arm swing going on. I think I remember when this happened. That's not photoshop, is it? Is that IROD? What's he getting ready to do with that hand? Aww yeah baby. It's biznezz time.

[Bread]

Dood that was during the FLA world series with Yankees. They made out after every win. I loved it!

[Robyn]

Pudge.........HOLLER!

[Bread]

Pudge.........HOLLER!

omg!

[Robyn]

I have a dirty Pudge Holler picture that none of you bastards will ever see.....except Smarmy because Bread is an asshole.