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  • The Kraken
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    • 12-25-11
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    #1
    Srs question about a bartender I met
    Just how far would you go with a bartender?

    Meaning, would you eat her pussy? Her ass?

    You know she’s probably getting pounded 5 nights a week
  • The Kraken
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    • 12-25-11
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    #2
    Se has a great ass, gave me her number and we’re gonna hang out in SF in a few weeks. Got a nice hotel room too. Thinking about eating her ass but that might be too far
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    • Ratpack
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      • 02-15-12
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      #3
      just don't hit it raw
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      • Joey Vigs
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        • 06-10-18
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        #4
        is she also a pillhead?
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        • pavyracer
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          • 04-12-07
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          #5
          If she gets pounded 5 nights a week I would eat everything. Pounding makes pussy and ass juicier.
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          • The Kraken
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            • 12-25-11
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            #6
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            If she gets pounded 5 nights a week I would eat everything. Pounding makes pussy and ass juicier.
            Her ass is juicy, sure that oyster is as well. Thanks Paver, probably gonna do it
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            • MinnesotaFats
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              • 12-18-10
              • 14758

              #7
              Hit it as often as possible

              Do not fall in love or pretend you're exclusive

              Do not marry
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              • The Kraken
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                • 12-25-11
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                #8
                Originally posted by Ratpack
                just don't hit it raw
                Got it covered, literally
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                • gauchojake
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                  • 09-17-10
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                  #9
                  You better make sure she's a she Karken
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                  • JayandCaitti
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                    • 11-09-18
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                    #10
                    Stereotyping a bartender? Most of them are hustlers take your money and that's as far as its goes. Sounds like you just got a hard on from a little flirting and think she's all yours . Let me guess bill was 30 and you tipped her 40? You got played.
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                    • KingKolzig
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                      • 02-02-10
                      • 5550

                      #11
                      id hit it raw quicker than i would eat it. rather have a disease on my pecker rather than all around my face
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                      • shadymcgrady
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                        • 02-27-12
                        • 10036

                        #12
                        Krakken has access to all the penicillin shots he needs. Go for it all Krak, have the sterilizers ready and repeat
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                        • Joey Vigs
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by JayandCaitti
                          Stereotyping a bartender? Most of them are hustlers take your money and that's as far as its goes. Sounds like you just got a hard on from a little flirting and think she's all yours . Let me guess bill was 30 and you tipped her 40? You got played.
                          Giggles
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                          • Booya711
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                            • 12-20-11
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                            #14
                            Bartenders at strip clubs are bigger whores than at restaurants
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                            • The Giant
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                              • 01-21-12
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                              #15
                              No advice to be given, just going to jerkoff quietly in the thread.

                              Thanks.
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                              • The Kraken
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                                • 12-25-11
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by JayandCaitti
                                Stereotyping a bartender? Most of them are hustlers take your money and that's as far as its goes. Sounds like you just got a hard on from a little flirting and think she's all yours . Let me guess bill was 30 and you tipped her 40? You got played.
                                You make a bunch of incorrect assumptions and come to an incorrect conclusion

                                Shocker
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                                • gauchojake
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                                  • 09-17-10
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                                  #17
                                  Search her bag for Valtrex while she's changing
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                                  • JayandCaitti
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                                    • 11-09-18
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Booya711
                                    Bartenders at strip clubs are bigger whores than at restaurants
                                    Fact !
                                    Mainly because they applied to be the stripper and got rejected so they throw them behind the bar at a strip club.
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                                    • jjgold
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                                      • 07-20-05
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                                      #19
                                      Rookie thread

                                      Lol democrats
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                                      • The Kraken
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                                        • 12-25-11
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Booya711
                                        Bartenders at strip clubs are bigger whores than at restaurants
                                        This was a lounge. In college, probably 25-26. Im assuming she gets laid regularly. Probably be a gametime decision

                                        penicillin shake and rinse my mouth out with everclear afterwards, that will probably make it fine
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                                        • The Kraken
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                                          • 12-25-11
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          Rookie thread

                                          Lol democrats
                                          She’s a liberal arts major

                                          jj, should I do it? Do I make her shower first? Bring wet wipes with me?

                                          How does this even happen
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                                          • kidcudi92
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                                            • 12-14-11
                                            • 15434

                                            #22
                                            File Under:

                                            Things that never happened, threads of a pill popping tard

                                            Saloon

                                            Thanks
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                                            • The Kraken
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                                              • 12-25-11
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by kidcudi92
                                              File Under:

                                              Things that never happened, threads of a pill popping tard

                                              Saloon

                                              Thanks
                                              What never happened? I haven’t gone down on her, YET, teying to figure out if eating bartender snatch is +ev or not

                                              hey, go make another video from your moms shitty basement Leave the real life stuff to those of us that actually have a life
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                                              • eaglesfan371
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                                                • 01-08-19
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                                                #24
                                                Liberal arts majors are generally very kinky

                                                First time just hook up, why thinking that deep into it

                                                Next round bring out the toys, buttplug, restraints, etc, she’ll let you pound that ass easily
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                                                • kidcudi92
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                                                  • 12-14-11
                                                  • 15434

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                  What never happened? I haven’t gone down on her, YET, teying to figure out if eating bartender snatch is +ev or not

                                                  hey, go make another video from your moms shitty basement Leave the real life stuff to those of us that actually have a life

                                                  Yawn


                                                  A win for me. Again. As always.


                                                  Where are your vids bro?
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                                                  • JJJ
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                                                    #26
                                                    brutal
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                                                    • RudyRuetigger
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                                                      • 08-24-10
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by kidcudi92
                                                      File Under:

                                                      Things that never happened, threads of a pill popping tard

                                                      Saloon

                                                      Thanks
                                                      guy is a white male nurse married to a black woman


                                                      and now looking to hook up with a bartender





                                                      the main question to ask: is she really a he
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                                                      • kidcudi92
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                                                        • 12-14-11
                                                        • 15434

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                        guy is a white male nurse married to a black woman





                                                        the main question to ask: is she really a he

                                                        A nurse addicted to pills


                                                        It’s obivously not true in the first place


                                                        Would have been caught


                                                        Just funny to watch folks entertain this whole story
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                                                        • The Kraken
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                                                          • 12-25-11
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                          guy is a white male nurse married to a black woman


                                                          and now looking to hook up with a bartender





                                                          the main question to ask: is she really a he
                                                          Relax before I get you banned again
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                                                          • The Kraken
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                                                            • 12-25-11
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by kidcudi92
                                                            A nurse addicted to pills


                                                            It’s obivously not true in the first place


                                                            Would have been caught


                                                            Just funny to watch folks entertain this whole story
                                                            How exactly would I have been caught? Please, impress everyone with your next level intellect and educate us all how exactly I would’ve been caught.

                                                            im pretty sure when you broke your scrawny neck you had an anoxic brain injury
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                                                            • kidcudi92
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                                                              • 12-14-11
                                                              • 15434

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                              How exactly would I have been caught? Please, impress everyone with your next level intellect and educate us all how exactly I would’ve been caught.

                                                              im pretty sure when you broke your scrawny neck you had an anoxic brain injury

                                                              Don’t you live in a millionaire neighborhood?


                                                              Never seen your house or you. So esstenially you are a total fraud. You haven’t proved anything about yourself. I am validated.


                                                              I’m guessing my basement cost more than your “house”


                                                              I bet you aren’t even addicted to pills, just another lie
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                                                              • The Kraken
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                                                                • 12-25-11
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                                                                #32
                                                                Haters coming out just because I got a bartenders number... Can tell only a few guys in this thread get out and have a life.
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                                                                • Booya711
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                                                                  • 12-20-11
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JayandCaitti
                                                                  Fact !
                                                                  Mainly because they applied to be the stripper and got rejected so they throw them behind the bar at a strip club.
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                                                                  • The Kraken
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                                                                    • 12-25-11
                                                                    • 28918

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                                                    Liberal arts majors are generally very kinky

                                                                    First time just hook up, why thinking that deep into it

                                                                    Next round bring out the toys, buttplug, restraints, etc, she’ll let you pound that ass easily
                                                                    Probably best post. I thought of this, just don’t want this to drag on too long.

                                                                    I’ve got a biomed company paying for my hotel up in SF for 3 nights, it’s all over after those three nights
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                                                                    • shadymcgrady
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                                                                      • 02-27-12
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Setup the repeat encounter. Once you get in the hotel room tell her you want to go down. After an hour or a few releases tell her you had a great time and you'll see her later

                                                                      When she tries to go down or motion for coitus politely decline and explain you were just there for what you did.

                                                                      You'll be able to hit that for awhile whenever you want
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