*** Stains

[Big John Studd]

Cumm stains. How can I get rid of them from the lounge before the wife gets back from overseas? Any ideas?

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I guess a bottle of Resolve would do the trick. Tell your "Back Door Man" to be more careful next time.....

[The Kraken]

Ask your wife how she hides them from you

[konck]

Jam your wife on the couch as soon as she walks in

Then let her deal with it

[Da Manster!]

Tide usually does the trick!...thank me later!...

[RudyRuetigger]

who cares

what do you think she is doing before coming back home?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Impossible to get rid of those stains.

You’re fukked.

[Auto Donk]

had this problem once... spent the next three days jerkin' no-stop to cover the entire couch, so that the original stains now "matched"....

wife noticed that the entire leather couch was now darker; told her I had the leather "redone" for her upcoming birthday party

[Foxx]

You knew Donk would be making an appearance in this thread.